Two posts in one day? Ha!
Anyway, my original post is HERE!
Are you guys interested to know how people end up on my blog by Googling random stuff?
Let's pretend you said yes.
♦ Gnetch - aw geez. I'm Googleable. At first I thought Narcy was net-stalking me by Googling my name and found my blog but the visitor was from the U.S. So I think I'm pretty safe? From Narcy, I mean.
♦ I love Gnetch - really? I love you too. Whoever you are. I guess.
♦ Thank goodness slut - you're welcome.
♦ I have PMS fuck off - Fine!
♦ She uses a lot of emoticons - Do I?
Here's the rest. Including the location: Click to enlarge. Please.
So I know there are some sentences that are sort of cut and not completely visible. So here they are:
☺ I feel guilty just to let you wait or something.
☺ I hate all the wedding songs where are the good ones.
Which one did you think was funniest?
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I would like to thank Ria @ Serious Stuff About Lif-- Oooh Shiny!!! who gave me this:
And Tann @ Tiny Tann who gave me this:
I think I'm the most spoiled blogger ever. I love you girlies! Thanks.
Thank goodness slut? Haha awww *pat*
ReplyDeleteI was just gonna make you even more paranoid than you actually are by saying that Narcy has found your blog. But you're smart, checking the location.
ReplyDelete-Mark (Guy Friend)
And I love Gnetch? I paid my cousin millions to do that. Just to make you feel you have a crazy stalker. I demand a Best Guy Friend Award.
ReplyDeleteApparently people in Canada AND the Philippines think you have ugly red shoes! Are you gonna take that from them?? Heck no!!
ReplyDeleteYou are soooooo famous girl! Gnetchers like me should celebrate. Pass the wine please!!!
ReplyDeleteAHHHHH why are all canadians bored/lazy/pms-ing/paralyzed??? we sound like a sorry bunch. i promise we're not.
ReplyDeleteHey bitch!
ReplyDeleteBetter than what I get...
MILFS FUCKING
BRUNETTE CHICK BLOWING
CRAZY SLUT
You see where the fuck this is going?
I guess it all boils down to one thing..... you're a celebrity waaahh!!! :/ oopss.. :)
ReplyDeleteThese all mean that you are such a keeper! :)
ReplyDeleteMark: Like I would believe you. Ha! That "I love Gnetch" is my favorite. Someone actually Googled that?
ReplyDeleteOh damnit! Why would someone Google that!
Sami: Nah-uh! Those people!! Haha! My co-worker does have ugly red shoes and I blogged about it. And now, Google thinks I have ugly red shoes because it directs people to my site when they look for those! I think Google hates me.
Mitch: At least they find me, huh? LOL
Shannon: Hahaha. I know you're not. I have lots of awesome Canadian friends. I think they just Google random stuff. When they're bored and/or pms-ing. :D
Ashley: Oh yeah! Haha! I think those people Googling those are looking for porn sites. I mean, who would search "brunette chick blowing" and "thank goodness slut," right?? Those pervs!!!
Janjan: Watch that emoticon! Haha! But yeah, I'll try to look at it that way.
I'm No Miss: I guess I can look at it that way, too. :)
Checking my Google list to my blog is probably one of my favorite things to do. I never realized what a slut I am!
ReplyDeleteParalyzed from the waist down? lol Have you written about paraplegics?
ReplyDeleteMy favourite is 'Forgetful remind me' from Hong Kong.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what he'd forgotten, whether it was important and how exactly you were able to help refresh his memory?
My fav. was definitely the wedding songs one :)
ReplyDelete"thank goodness slut" WTF? HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't even make sense, how did that lead to your blog??
Sara: Totally, right? Google search is helpful in that sense.
ReplyDeleteAshton: It was the emoticon post. I said this :/ looked like a person with facial paralysis. Haha.
TbR: I don't think he was able to refresh his memory by Googling that he is forgetful. Though I think I should try it. If I forget something, I'll Google that.
emily-jane Haha! If that person is really in need of good wedding songs, he probably wants to set Google on fire now for leading him to my wedding song post.
David: I don't even think it makes sense. But I think that person was looking for a porn site. And he, for sure, was devastated after reading my oh-so-wholesome blog.
It's amazing the searches that send people to certain bloggers. No wonder everyone in the world thinks all bloggers are crazy!
ReplyDeleteLooking at words who bring people to your blog is great entertainment! lol
ReplyDeleteFirst off, I'd like to say that I'm new here in this world of Blogging... and Gnetch, well, you're the girl who actually inspired me to start my own blog! haha.
ReplyDeleteThis may seem kind of random, but I found your blog while typing in "I wish I was 18 so that I could get drunk on my birthday" (boredom leads to many weird google searches haha) and up came your "I'm Drunk and I'm blogging" blog.. or something similar to that :P