Kinda happens to me a lot. LIKE A LOT!
It's like the world is trying to sabotage me. Trying to sabotage my dreams.
There's more to me than meets the eye, you know?
Guess what? I'll tell you something. You may think I look familiar but you just can't put a finger on it. I know that's how you guys feel when you see me.
So let me refresh your memory.
You may have seen me in the news. I have managed to get small parts in a few movies that you know.
I'm *almost* kind of a big deal.
But for some reason, I always get fired. That's why I'm always in the news.
But the scene where I was supposed to be in got deleted because according to the producers, my appearance wasn't really that relevant. NOT RELEVANT? I gave my best vampire impression there!!! Without the fangs. But still.
I was also supposed to be in Inception.
They fired me because I posed when I was supposed to pretend I was sleeping. It kind of pissed them off.
You may have seen me in A Walk To Remember.
I didn't get fired. But I didn't get a long-enough camera exposure. They took the camera off me when I covered my nose. But I had to! Someone there farted so can you blame me? If you didn't see me there, then you weren't paying close attention.
I was also in Terminator 2. Where I met Edward Furlong. My first love.
But I was fired because according to them, I was supposed to act worried, scared, and panicky. Not smiling like a love drunk. I'm sure the girls would understand. It annoyed the producers. And my co-actors.
But the biggest movie I may ever have landed a role in?
Watch it again. You'll see me floating somewhere.
Here's another one.
It pissed them the fuck off because, well, IT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT.
Dammit. I think the world is trying to tell me something. Or maybe, just maybe, someone somewhere is trying to sabotage my attempts to be successful.
Well no, I'm still not gonna do what other stars do. Like spread naked pictures of themselves and SURPRISE! A movie project. *cough*Vanessa Hudgens*cough* (Not judging. Just saying.)
What? I didn't say anything.