But since I'm different and *ahem* more advanced, I'm gonna tell you how to be the most awesome ghost ever.
Because we all are gonna go there at some point.
So let's begin.
Avoid having your family put "R.I.P" or "In Loving Memory Of" on your tombstone. Seriously?? That is so 10 years ago. Dare to be different! Be bold! Have them carve, "Hell Yeah, Fuckers!" or "Wanna come with?"
Better yet, have them write BRB or Be Right Back on your tombstone. Aside from its undeniable badassness, you will also save your family from depression of losing you.
Of course, you have to make your tombstone glow in the dark. We're talking about LOUD badassness here!! Hello??!
It is important to always look awesome. Your makeup should be loud. Colorful. Extravagant. Lively!!! Obviously, I'm not talking about a do-it-yourself makeup. How can you do it yourself when you're dead?! Duh?? Get a makeup artist!
See the illustration below:
Model is wearing tan foundation with sunkissed blush. Blood red lipstick is a must, especially if your eyeshadow is deep purple and your eyeliner is gray. Don't forget the false eyelashes and the weave! They are important.
So when you turn into a ghost, you will look like this:
3. Keep the promise you made.
Of course, when you say BRB, you have to keep that promise. Visit your loved ones! Terrify your enemies!! And get back on those fuckers who broke your heart when you were alive by visiting them in their dreams and breaking their plates and lampshades and punching small holes into their unused condoms.
But again, don't be just another ordinary ghost like this:
You have to be the most glamorous ghost.
(I know it's a bit early. But as I said, I'm advanced so suck it up.)