Wednesday, May 12, 2010

So Let Me Share My Headache With You


Hello there guys!!!

What? I'm bubbly today!

Okay. You got me. I have a headache. Yes. So I thought I'd share my headache with all of you. I don't want you to think I'm a selfish bitch.

Ready?

So I came across this certain website that gave me such a headache just because I tried so effing hard to understand it. My skull felt like it was about to explode. Well, maybe I'm kinda slow today. But I took it as a challenge. I read EVERY post. And I took it as a brain exercise to use some of their words in a sentence. Just for you, guys.

Consider these sentences your guideline because I'm going to direct you to that site later.

☻Grape
- Don't go out scantily clad. You might be graped.

☻Homeless sexual
- Homeless sexual is a person who is attracted to members of the same sex.

☻Bideos
- Have you seen the YouTube bideo of that funny guy from that show?

Cock cola
- Cock cola tastes better than Pepsi.

☻Christmas Christ
Christmas Christ had long hair.

☻Piss
- Rest in piss.

Feeling the headache now?

But I must say, that "piss" thing gave me an idea.

They actually said "John Lennon, rest in piss." Which was a little bit disturbing. Like they wanted the poor guy to rest in his own urine.


Do you think I interpreted it correctly?

So what if they wanted to say "Peace on earth."


What? They say piss instead of peace, right?


The website I was talking about: HERE.

Oh! I forgot to say that you need a couple of aspirins ready before reading this post.

Too late now.

Let me warn you that though it's a humor site, it's racist-ish. Just don't take it seriously. It's funnier that way.


25 comments:

  1. LOL I'm loving the whole engrish mistakes :D

    PISS OUT!

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  2. oh my! my head start to pound the moment I saw the spelling error - foreigner (foregner) wat da heck!LOL!

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  3. Quote from the site:

    "Don't worry, we have private. Because, for example, only people who have internet will see it."

    Haha! Private what!? I must really have a "green" mind. Maybe that is why I lose followers haha!

    How did you find the site Gnetch? =)

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  4. Lol! Is that site real? Wheew!

    The site said "Korea is best, let's be careful."

    What the heck do they mean by that?

    Gnetch, i must say you are one generous lady, sharing everything even a headache, ugh!!!

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  5. I already had a headache so I'll just save that site for later, k? Cool.

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  6. Aw, poor Koreans. I'm glad I, for one, am not a homeless sexual. That would just be embarassing.

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  7. I'm not seeing the errors in the website ...? I always thought it was Rest in Piss. Damn. No wonder why certain people don't talk to me anymore ... wink.

    <3 thanks for the laughs, needed it today.

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  8. Andhari: Haha! Piss out.

    Janjan: It will subside in a few hours. Trust me.

    I'm no miss: They have private. We all have privates! Haha! I was reading Mo Twister's blog and one of his posts directed me to that site. I was like- Aw geez!

    Mitch: Of course. I share everything because I heart you all so much! Haha!

    Ashton: Cool.

    Sara: I feel sorry for the homeless sexuals. :D

    Sid: :)

    Ryan: Thanks! *big smile*

    Tyla: Hahaha! Rest in piss is appropriate in certain situations, actually.

    Richard: They're "best."

    Chicken: It will subside. LOL

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  9. WTH?? I was about to leave a nasty comment but that's just so not me, the lovely bitch heheh..

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  10. I mean I was about to leave a nasty comment on that site you linked :/ oppss..

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  11. I'm not even going there slut, because if there is a comment section I will be forced to explain to then what dumbfuck idiot assbags they are...

    They must be a part of the 2 million people out to piss us the fuck off.

    They will one of the first to go when we take over the world.

    I heart you slut.

    :/

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  12. Zac: Ha! Don't worry. I knew what you meant. I actually commented that I was the criminal they were looking for. Though I didn't get what they meant by the word criminal.

    Oh, and the lovely bitch, was it me? Teehee..

    Oh wait. Forget I asked.

    Piss!

    Ashley: Oh you should totally go there! It's gonna be the best effing experience you'll ever have as a reader.

    And yes, I think they're out to try to stop us from our mission. That's why we have to keep an eye on them. LOL

    I heart you bitch.

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  13. This is AMAZING.

    One of my friends is teaching in Korea this year, and she sent me a care package with sesame crackers called "Dick Sticks" and a sleep mask with a cat on it that says "WITH PUSSY EASY SLEEP".

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  14. What the hell was that?!

    "We make this website for the world. Hello foregn peoples!! Please choose your problems"

    I didn't see an option for "This Website."

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  15. Also, you need a button so I can link to you on my blog... You should get on that. ;)

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  16. Wow! How'd you make it through every post??? I made it about 19 seconds and couldn't even wrap my brain around it! Think I need to go pop some Excedrin.

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  17. Where do you find all these goodies? LOL

    The small fonts are enough to give me a headache but because of you I'll browse through. ;p

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  18. Annabelle: Oh my. They can really think of awesome names for their products. Haha!

    Dr. Heckle: I was looking for that option too, actually. I was heartbroken when I didn't find it. And about the button, I promise, I'll make one. Thanks!!

    Los Schoenys: I really tried my very best to read everything. I took it as a brain exercise. Can you give me some of your Excedrin please?

    Johana: Well, I just Google stuff sometimes and I ended up on a local DJ's blog which directed me to that website. He was laughing about it so I thought it was funny. Damn! It was funny. But in a different way. Hahaha.

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  19. literally laughed out loud at "christmas christ!" as opposed to the over christs? easter christ, halloween christ, president's day christ?

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  20. There were so many awesomely bad things about that site that I thinked I peaced myself. What? It can't be backwards like that?

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  21. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    thats all,seriously.



    No.is it real? :))!LOL

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