I didn't go to work today. I woke up 2 hours late and I was really lazy.
But hey, I had a busy day at work yesterday. I was tired. And sleep deprived.
Which brought me to an idea of another leave.
You remember the day when I had pimples and I didn't want to go to work so I thought there should be a Pimple Leave? Because Sick Leave didn't seem appropriate for pimples? Like, would you call in sick because you have pimples? No. Right? So there should be a Pimple Leave.
That got me nowhere.
But I have another GREAT idea!
A Lazy Leave. Sounds good?
I know. There are times when we feel heavy, disoriented, sleepy, uninterested in everything -- hey, we're just normal people. Let's face it. When we force ourselves to go to work even if we don't feel like it, we are not as productive as compared to when we are MOTIVATED to go to work.
When I feel like going to work, I'm very productive. And I can think straight.
Unlike when I'm lazy. I'm telling you. When I'm lazy, I do these at work:
♦Comment on blogs.
♦Join 20sb discussions (except when the questions require long answers).
♦Browse the Internet.
♦Stalk people on Twitter.
♦Stalk people on Facebook (and I have 2 Facebook accounts).
♦Stand up, go to the ladies' room, powder my nose (or pee. Whatever).
♦Make myself a cup of coffee even if I don't feel like drinking coffee.
♦Talk to a coworker.
♦Space out again.
So, you see? I'm just doing the company a favor. I love my job so much that I don't want my employers to waste money on unproductive people. And I don't want to waste the company's electricity because of me being there, doing nothing important.
So Lazy Leave should be legalized.
I'm just making life easier for everyone.
But that's just PMS talking.
Note: If you're a coworker but not a friend and for some reason you found out that I blog and you're reading this now, this is just some sort of sick humor. So don't you dare use this against me. DON'T. EVEN. TRY. Bitch.