Me: What? I don't have to. It's self-explanatory as I said.
Guy Friend: No it's not.
Guy Friend: Plus it makes a cute post.
Me: Don't tell me about cute posts. You're just stupid that's why you didn't get it.
Guy Friend: ... Is that PMS?
Guy Friend: See? You have to make us see the difference between you with PMS and you without PMS.
Me: (thinking this might be a good idea) If I don't get hits from this, I'm gonna run you over.
Guy Friend: You can't even drive.
Me: All the more reason to be afraid.
Guy Friend: Well, (I can feel him mocking me here, like he's smiling when he said this) I noticed that you don't get much comments when you talk about how you feel. Just keep on making fun of other people. Make fun of Taylor Swift. Or that Justin child. What's his name?
Well, our conversation did not end there but that's all I'm gonna share. Let's just say he's wheelchair bound now. So, as requested by my ex-dear friend, here are my possible responses to certain situations with and without PMS.
*Situations that happened/happens IRL.
*Situations suggested by Guy Friend.
Situation #1: When it's Monday.
Me without PMS: I have to sleep this afternoon. I have work tonight.
Me with PMS: "I don't wanna go to work. I'm lazy."
Situation #2: When a person tries to be funny by deliberately sneezing loudly.
Me without PMS: I'd ignore the person. Or maybe even smile at him. I'm such an angel.
Me with PMS: I'd give the person a sharp stare until he gets so scared that he'd jump off the building.
Okay. I said
Situation #3: When talking to my annoying, probably mutant, supervisor:
Me without PMS: I would politely answer, "Okay," or "I don't think it's possible."
Me with PMS: *annoyed and disgusted* (because mutant supervisor tries to be cute even though she's like 40 years old and I can't bear this when I'm PMS-ing).
Situation #4: When hearing a Taylor Swift Song:
Me without PMS: I would calmly turn off the source of the sound if possible (TV, radio, etc).
note: If the source of the horrible sound is human, this might be a problem.Me with PMS: Physically assault the person who made me listen to THAT song.
note: The doctor is doing better now, don't worry.
Situation #5: When dealing with creeps:
Me without PMS: I'd politely say, "Sorry, but no." Or "I'm busy." Or do the Robert Scheme if necessary.
Me with PMS: "Get... The... Fuck... Out... OF MY LIFE, OKAY?????"
Situation #6: When the weather is unbearably hot:Me without PMS: I would just drink ice-cold water and/or take a bath multiple times a day. Or go to the mall where there's free air conditioning.
Me with PMS: "GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME, SUN??? Come down here and make my day! What are you waiting for? Wuss!"
me without PMS:
me with PMS: