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USER TESTIMONIALS:
DRUG ADDICT:
HOBO:
Note: I'd like to thank some blog friends. You know who you are!!! Thank you.
Also, I will be celebrating my birthday on June 11th. Honestly, I don't want it to come. I feel like I just had a birthday last week. I'm honestly slightly freaking out. Oh well.
Do you know why I'm telling you this? So you'll greet me. Hahaha.
I love you guys!!!
Hahahaha... you are just crazily funny..... awesome
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO! You crack me up! I want some Bloggenator!
ReplyDeleteNice illustrations by the way, you awesome creature! ;p
I'll take ten packs please, thanks! Being both dumb and hungover, I'd appreciate it if you could deliver them quickly.
ReplyDeletenice....:P
ReplyDeleteI want those! I want those!
ReplyDeleteHey, do you sell any brains like yours? Because yours is really one of a kind! Where in the world did you get an idea like that?
You are really awesome!
Sign me up! But then I might get hooked on them. And then I'll be a drug addict. Damn.
ReplyDeleteToo hilarious! :)
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for your birthday :D it's a great day -- not sure what I'd do without my gnetchy :0p!
ReplyDeleteObviously you took your own pills. Hehe ... But looks like they're working. I'll get some so I can fire my ghost writing team (I'll keep the joke writing department though). Well done, Gnetch, you're the best :-)
ReplyDeleteUmm, so i tried to call and order a few packs, but the number seems to be out of order...maybe you could put in a good word to fix it? Thanks, I have had super bad bloggers block lately and I truly think these will help me. :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious!You made my day!
ReplyDeleteWill it work just as Viagra for 6 hours straight???? I predict long and numerous post!
ReplyDeleteAnd, the coundown begins: 5 days left! woho.. birthdays are fun!!!!
EVERYONE: Thanks guys! Glad I made you laugh. ☻
ReplyDeleteJohanna: Call the 1-800 hotline. ☺
TbR: You're in no way dumb. You're just hungover. Haha! And yes, it will be delivered quickly. Like call now and it will be delivered in 5 minutes!!!
Mitch: I don't sell my brain. Haha. And someone has already offered to hire me to live in her brain. ☺
Margaret: It's okay to be a Bloggenator addict. It's safe.
Tyla: Aw thank you. I love you Ty!
Sam: It's probably just busy. Too many customers. Try again. Haha.
Carina: Well, it works for 12 hours! Can you believe how awesome it is? LOL
And I hope my birthday would be fun. :(
Ooh. I'll take seven. :)
ReplyDeletehey gnetch, you're one BRILLIANT girl. they should give you an award or something like that. I've been thinking of buying 3 bottles. you see, i haven't blogged lately and this is truly wonderful solution to my stupid writer's block.
ReplyDeleteand....happy birthday!!! so, where's the party?
This looks like an awesome drug. I want some, like, yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI want one!!! My brain hurts just thinking about what to write in a comment...which is why my blog is suffering. Sometimes I just draw stupid pictures to replace thinking and being funny.
ReplyDeleteLove your blog!
save 5 boxes for me brilliant gal! I want that pill, I want that pill!
ReplyDeleteAnd one thing more, hmmm do you have a pill for MR weather so he would make up his mind?
You're awesome.
Sold. I called that number and the lady told me to take off my pants. Weird huh? I mean, I did it... I need those pills.
ReplyDeleteSadako: Seven bottles??? That would be $3500. (Damn, I did math again. Now I'm hungry!)
ReplyDeleteJan: Haha! I saw the Nobel Prize you gave me! Fawesome!
David: You should've called the hotline! Do you still need it now?
Twist: Thank you. I saw your blog and your drawings. Ahaha. I love the baby drawing.
Sey: That would be $2500. I haven't found the cure to straighten up Weather's brain though. Which is sad.
Dr. Heckle: What lady? All them are dudes!
Does the price cover shipping?I need so,quick! LOL you crack me up so good hehehe
ReplyDeleteWhy the FUCK wasn't I involved in the making of this new FDA UN-approved drug????
ReplyDeleteDamnit I want stock in this bitch!
Thanks but no thanks. I'm blogging a lot and smoothly lately, thank you very much? Anyone furry slippers maybe? :P
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHHAA how do you even come up with this stuff? Seriously, Gnetch, that hobo pic made my day!
ReplyDeleteThere had BETTER be free bubble wrap.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! I need some of that! New follower here. I found you on CB's site and had to stop by! So effing glad I did!
ReplyDeleteSweta: Yes it does. Haha. Thanks!!!
ReplyDeleteAshley: It was actually a surprise, bitchy. Now we're ready to take over the world. Haha.
MLK: I think they do offer furry slippers. Call the toll-free number. ☺
Andhari: Thank you!! My sister LOVES to watch those silly TV shopping programs. So I decided to make fun of it.
LiLu: Of course. ☺
Random Blogette: Haha. Thanks so much!!! ☺
I have no idea why, but I am so utterly amused that the hobo has a Mac. Of everything in this, that kind of makes me die of happiness. Love love love.
ReplyDeleteAnd, happy birthday (1 day early)!
The pills are working fine but I've got dyssynergic defaecation now. Can I have my money back ? Thanks in advance and a very happy birthday :-D
ReplyDeleteBored with serious blog posts? Seen too many pictures on blogs? Too many health and fashion advices?
ReplyDeleteYou need a break.
Come and check out "Gnetch's" blog.
It promises craziness, fun, and laughter start to finsh.
And this is not it. It comes with a bonus offer. Read her blogs and she showers commets and awards...Absolutely Free!! Yes. Absolutely Free!!
So dun wait and open up your computers and visit her
Howz that ;-)
hehehe :D I would like to buy one :)
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