The Most Important Battle of My Life. And Also, You Guys Are Just Effing Funny!

No. Not that kind of battle.

This is a Facebook Battle. And just so you know, this is more important than FarmVille or Cafe World (which I never even tried to play).

Okay!

So guys, this is important. I need you to judge who won. I think I did but my friend (remember Guy Friend?) doesn't think so. He said I lost BIG TIME!

Some friend I have. Right?

So here are some photo evidence of the said battle.

Click the images to enlarge. Please. (I asked nicely. See? I'm nice. Make me win this.)

The Emoticon Battle With Another David

5 minutes later...

No response from David. 

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10 minutes later...

Still no response.

Ha! I won!

And then, After about 20 minutes, Facebook said: "David posted something on your wall."

Yes. I declared myself a winner. But Guy Friend said, "You lost. He's gained 1,000 points for that last one. He's way ahead, you loser."

Hearing that, I ran to my room and cried myself to sleep. (Well, actually I didn't. I just wanted to get sympathy from you to get you to say what I want to hear. I'm shallow like that.)

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In other news...

These are some stuff I found this week that made me laugh out loud while at work and made my coworker look at me like I'm crazy because I'm laughing when I'm supposed to be working but what they didn't know was that I was actually reading blog posts while on Twitter and Facebook and of course, well, working.

I know, right?

From Johana:

She started her post with a warning, saying that--

Oh, just click to enlarge.

I guess she knew that her post will make me crave for something that I can't possibly buy at that moment because I'm at work and I can't go out.

And of course, my favorite badass Ashley a.k.a Crazy Brunette. She has a video blog challenge where you need to watch her video and drink something alcoholic every time she says the word fuck (including fucking, fucker, fuckhead and all those things). So go to her blog and do that challenge. And tomorrow, I expect to read some BUI (Blogging Under the Influence).

No. I'm not forcing you.

I'm not threatening you either.

So everyone, (AND I MEAN YOU. YES. ALL OF YOU), you are all so awesome! I really think I need to tell you that. Because it's true.

Oh! I guess I need to explain why I updated my last post and added: UPDATE: Okay. This is a OBVIOUSLY a satire and not supposed to be taken seriously.

I got an e-mail sort of lecturing me about the detrimental effects of not bathing. Can you believe that? Well, neither can I.

And I take a bath TWICE a day, thank you very much.

Anyway.

Back to the battle. Guys, who won??

Edit: Earlier, I included the Google Analytics keywords here but I decided it's better if I turn it into an entirely new post.

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