Sorry. I meant: Hi! Im back.
I haven't been able to blog in the past week. I've been very busy and so... I'll explain later. And I'll read all your posts after this.
Well, yeah, that's because I haven't told you that. And now, I'm telling you. I am a medical transcriptionist.
Anyway #1, I'm having an LSS (last song syndrome). A terrible one. And this is one of the doctors' fault so *in my sweetest voice* fuck you, doctor. But thanks because I have a job. Here's an apple for you. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? What? Oh right! You're a doctor.
Anyway #2, so earlier this evening, I was listening to this recorded dictation by this doctor and in the middle of his medical report -- not really the middle but who cares? -- a song suddenly played in the background. Who turned it on, I don't know. He probably needed a background music or something but WHY THAT SONG? WHHHHHHYYYYYY????
He was listening to Taylor Swift's LOVE STORY! Yes! THAT SONG! And I hate Taylor Swift so I hate THAT SONG.
And now, that song keeps playing in my head. For 3 hours! Three excruciating hours! Taylor Swift has been wasting 3 hours of my life! I'm hating her even more.
Well, not really hate-hate. Not like I-wanna-slap-her-so-fucking-hard hate. Just can-you-at-least-stop-squinting-for-just-one-second hate. She always looks like she ate something sour. Or she smelled something bad. Or both.
Anyway #3, (I keep saying anyway #4 and I don't understand why), but anyway #5 (see?) I just wanted to share that with you.
Rome-yo taaake me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waaaiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince. and i'll be the prin-ceeesss
It's a looove stoooory baby just saaaayyyy..
Hope you get LSS too!
Also, these are for you. If you hate Taylor Swift, you'll love the song lyrics below. If you love her, enjoy the photos and feel free to.. you know. If you're a guy, that is. Win-win right?
I juuusst faaarteeeeedd, yeeaah. Uh-ooooohooo...
I'm beeeing possssseesssed by a demoooonnn... yeah...Uh-oooohooo...