Monday, March 12, 2012

*UPDATED!!!* What? Who's Obsessed?

Oh don't look at me like that, I haven't even started explaining yet!

So this is kind of how my brain works:
Does this look like my drawing? No? Well, because it's not. I got it from Tumblr.
Although I have some in-between feelings like, "kinda-like something" and "kinda okay about something." But when I'm uninterested, then I'm really not.

But I'm here to talk about obsessions.

Or addictions...? Same thing to me.

So most of you probably know how much I like coffee and that I have been trying to cut down on caffeine because it's bad for me. No, really, I swear. My doctor told me to STOP drinking it because it's a long story. Ha!

So anyway, trying to cut down on something is not easy, obviously. It's not easy to JUST stop something you've been doing for years, especially if you see it everywhere. Or SMELL it everywhere. It's just so tempting.

I like tea, too, so don't think I hate it because I don't.

(You weren't really thinking that, were you?)

I swear, I do my best not to think about it but it just keeps coming back to me. Sometimes I'd forget it but sometimes I couldn't stop thinking about it.

At first, I'd be really really strong and try not to think about coffee...
I'd be okay for a few days without it but it always comes back stronger. ALWAYS. It just keeps popping into my head, haunting me.

Like true love.
I work at night, so obviously, I need it to stay awake.

So after a few days' worth of effort at ignoring it, I eventually give in. Every time.
And then feel bad about myself because I wasn't strong enough.

So fuck you coffee and your seductive aroma.

I hate you.

Anyway, here's another obsession.

I hate Joseph Kony!

Oh, no, wait! Don't judge. This is not me jumping in the bandwagon of hating Kony. And I'm not just using Kony, KONY 2012, or Stop Kony to get traffic to my blog! Of course not! (See what I did there?)

I have a deeper reason. I hate him because of my new obsession.


He's awesome.

He's so cute and adorable, I want to put him in my pocket.

And his dad, too. OHMYGOD, HIS DAD!!! He's too funny and adorable. My dream dad-in-law.


So anyway, Hailey and I have been seducing tweeting Kev Jumba a lot for him to notice us but for some reason, he never responded to our tweets.

And when I say "a lot" I really mean A  LOT.

We did this for a few days but it's either he's not tweeting or he's tweeting but not mentioning us.

Even Jay started to be bothered by this.

I don't think Kev (hi, babe!) would do that to us, though.

So anyway, after a few days, I found out WHY he hasn't been responding to our tweets!


Hi, babe!

Tell me why I shouldn't hate Kony more than you do!

I fucking hate Kony.


Here's a video of KevJumba with his friend Ryan Higa.

His description of the video: "I was asked by GE to go on a mission to San Francisco with Ryan Higa. We had to look for these GlobalTap fountains. Trouble ensues..."

Tip: Forward it to 3:15 and watch it from there. So funny.