I can't tell you how much it bothers me when people keep sending me neighbor requests on FarmVille or whatever the fuck they call it.
Well, actually, it doesn't bother me that much. I'm just trying to exaggerate stuff for your entertainment. I told you, I love you like that!
But, but, but!!!
There was this incident that really sort of annoyed me. This has happened months ago. I just thought I had to tell you because this is pretty... well, uhm... entertaining....?
So I got a friend request from this person so I accepted it. Then she wrote this on my wall:
"Hi Gnetch. Thanks for the friend request," (or something like that.)
That was a total "wait-what?" situation! You added me and then you thanked me for adding you?
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
At that moment, I really wished there was a "Hello?" button on Facebook but NOOOO! There was only the "Like" button.
I don't know how I suddenly remembered this incident. But of course, this led me to...
Wait for it!!!
ANOTHER GREAT IDEA!!!
I know, right????
But let me just add one more annoying thing that people do on Facebook.
Seriously, what is that for? Can anyone tell me?! I simply don't understand its purpose. Why don't you just write on people's walls? It's not that hard. My wall is like a freedom wall. You can write me anything, no one would mind. If you don't have anything to say, you can just write a smiley face. I will take it as you are smiling at me or maybe you're just saying "hi" in a creepy way. But still, I would know what you wanted to say.
But poking? Especially from people who don't even add you? Ew.
So anyway, here are a couple of the ideas that will surely make Facebook awesome again.
The Strangle ButtonIn a very related note, this is my most recent Facebook "Poker."
The Stab Button.
The Stab Button.
I'm sure you understand my pain.
And now, in a not so related, but still quite awesome note: WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG? SEND ME YOUR PICTURES ALREADY!
I only have 5 so far.
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