Saturday, April 30, 2011

My brain is rude but stabbing is awesome. This title will make sense later. Maybe.

I stayed up late again to write something for you guys. Because you, Internet buddies, are awesome.

It's been like what? A month since I gave you an awesome-ish blog post and guess what? My brain is being kind of a brat.

I was asking super nicely, like the sweet little me, for a topic and my brain was like:

So I gave Brain the puppy dog eyes.

Disappointment ensued.

Super rude. Brain? You have an attitude problem. Just saying.

So anyway, since my brain hasn't been very cooperative these past few weeks, I decided to try to draw some stuff first and TRY to come up with a story later.

Did I tell you two of my cousins came to visit? So we have a 9-year-old girl and a 6-year-old boy in the house.

You're probably wondering why I had to tell you that.

It's because what you're about to see (or hear. No. Read?) has something to do with that very vital information.

I was minding my own business, trying to draw cartoons when these two kids decided to watch and ask a lot of questions. Can you imagine how hard it is to concentrate when there are kids yelling beside you, asking a lot of questions? Especially when Brain is being kind of villain-y.

First, Brain is being mean to me and then this?

This made me very, and I mean VERY, angry.

The solution?

I thought maybe, just maybe, if I stab something, it would make me feel better.

That would probably make me a cereal killer. Pretty bad ass.

Technically, this is still a blog post. With drawings. Winning!

Take that, Brain!

Also? Fuck you for being stingy.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Here's a new *educational* way to get rid of boredom. And I'm sure I'm not the only one who does this.

(Wait. If you're easily offended by expletives, you can skip this post.)

So I was bored almost the entire week. And you all know that since I've been bitching about it on Twitter and Facebook. I even reply to spammers on Twitter just for kicks.

Well I know a very awesome way to get out of boredom!!!

And I? Am so willing to share this to you!

You're welcome.

For the past few days, all social networking sites have been kinda boring to me. Don't get me wrong. It's the time zone shit. When I'm awake, you're all asleep.

So anyway, last night, I remembered something I used to do when I was working night shift. Playing with online dictionaries! So I looked up a few expletives and clicked on those little speaker buttons and it was awesome because it sounded like the Internet is cussing in different accents and voices and emotions and sometimes, it sounded very creepy.


1. Motherfucker - This first one, for some reason, is only available in 2 accents; a female British voice and male American voice.
2. Asshole - This one is weird because they kinda said the word in such a jolly way. I mean, really?

3. Next one? Fuck. Everyone's favorite cuss word. And this one is available in three different accents! Exciting, I know!!!

But I think their example sentence was meant for me. It was written in such a way that I felt like I was being judged. I had to answer back.

4. Dammit - This one was creepy. Mostly because it was 3 A.M.

5. Dickhead - Now this? Is kinda funny. It sounded like Horatio. Just imagine him teaching you how to pronounce the word dickhead. Right?

6. Bitch - This last one is the best. Or the worst. Whatever. I mean, it still sounded like H but in a colder tone. He was probably annoyed. Or maybe tired.

Imagine? Horatio? Tired? Annoyed? And here I was thinking he only had one emotion and it was...

Okay. I don't know what it's called.

Inspiration for the Horatio drawing found here.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011


So I have something to announce.

But first, remember when I offered Justin Bieber's decapitated head to the Internet gods just so they would be nicer to me? Apparently, Bieber's head is not enough! My Internet connection is being such an ass again. It takes forever to load my post editor (Yes. This post editor).

I've explained everything here.

But since I know that you don't really click on the links I give you (HAHA!), I'll give you a short explanation.

Basically, this is what my post editor looks like using Chrome.

This is what it looks like using Firefox.

And finally, this is what it looks like right now:

What Internet Gods? Do I have to hunt Ke$ha now and offer her head to you as a sacrifice? You have weird tastes! But who am I to judge?

So anyway, on to my IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Awesome Lynn from Thoughts of a Randomista invited me to guest post. So you'll see me there. Hey, I told you I'm sort of a big deal. Okay, not really. She's just kinda busy with stuff. I sent her an old post because I'm kinda having some sort of a writer's block  (I am so sorry).

So! You'll find my post at Thoughts of A Randomista. HERE.

If you're a new reader, you probably haven't read it. If you've been with me since the very beginning, you probably have read that post. But still. Support me. Please? Let's pretend I'm really a big deal kinda blogger. Post a comment there as if it's the first time you've read it. WHAT?!

You don't want me to get mad, do you?
See? I'm recycling my drawings now. Dammit.
I just want to say that this post may be short but it's kinda hard to write because I can't see the post editor toolbar. Sucks, I know. Life is a bitch.

Anyway, again, I'm HERE. And please support her too. Her blog is one of the awesomest!!!