I have a suggestion to Twitter on how to get rid of the Fail Whale!!!
I'm that smart. See?
To all those who doesn't have Twitter, this is the Fail Whale.
When the Fail Whale appears, we won't be able to tweet for like 5-10 minutes. Sometimes, even longer. There are times that we can't even sign in!
It is really a pain in the ass, especially when your brain just gave you a 140-character sentence that you wanted to share to the world so you will try to sign in but Twitter won't allow you because "Twitter is over capacity," and you will try to refresh and refresh and refresh and refresh again, but the Fail Whale is still there and by the time you are able to sign in, you have forgotten what you were going to tweet!!!
See? There's a personal issue between Twitter and me.
It happened to me last week!!! So I used Facebook to release by frustration.
But Facebook went behind my back. I'm pretty sure Facebook told Twitter what I did because the next day, I found out that my entire @ page (a.k.a mentions) was gone!!! So guys, all your tweets for me just disappeared!
I'm sure Twitter said this: "Since you are so angry that we are always over capacity, we will delete all your tweets, you bitch! Take that, mofo!" And so my mentions were deleted.
Pretty mean, right? I also think that Twitter secretly reads my blog because they know how to get back at someone the non-violent way.
So, due to that unfortunate incident, I have decided to make it up to Twitter. (Guys, I just want to let you know that I'm not really sincere in apologizing to Twitter but let's pretend that I am. Just don't go behind my back like Facebook did, okay?)
♥ ♥ ♥ I'm sorry Twitter ♥ ♥ ♥.
See? I even added little hearts! I'm that good!!!
And to make it up to you, Twitter, I have a suggestion!!!
Instead of forcing the little birdies to carry the Fail Whale, why don't you just hire this guy and clone him:
It will be easier for them to carry the Fail Whale because they are much stronger than the birds!!!
Only, you might eventually need to change your name from Twitter to BeefyTer.
It sounds weird but we will all get used to it.
♥ ♥ ♥ SUPER HEART ♥ ♥ ♥
So guys, do you think Twitter bought that? Seriously? But that's an awesome idea, right?
Anyway, I have a weird pervy follower on Twitter.
This next one is his tweet to the other people he's stalking.
Okay. So to Loverguye, your tweets are horrible. Not to mention the grammar and spelling. Are you using your toes when typing???
Do you want to see more of this perv's tweets??? It's here. I will totally expose all mofos on this blog from now on!!!
I got the picture of the man with enormous muscles here.