Sunday, January 10, 2010

Pimple Leave: How Come There's No Such Thing?

Calling all managers, presidents of the company, and every one else in between. This is an appeal for a new leave.

Pimple Leave. Very reasonable, right?

Obviously, I wouldn't have thought of this if I don't have one.

Well, actually, not one. I went to work today THREE huge, not to mention, RED zits on my left cheek! I even arrived at work 15 minutes late because I don't know how to use a stupid concealer. I'm a klutz when it comes to concealers. I know! That's why I'm ranting.

And wearing multiple layers of makeup is not an option.

But I digress.

So as I've said, there should be a Zit Leave. Wouldn't it be just easier to file a Zit Leave? I mean, you no longer have to lie about being sick just because you don't feel pretty and you don't want anyone seeing your face looking like a a bubble wrap. Seriously.

Plus, having a lot of pimples makes a task difficult. How can you work properly when you're looking down the whole time, hiding your face behind your hair? I don't care if anyone says, "Oh I don't care if I have a zit." Yeah, I don't care if you don't care. Stop reading this.

Just kidding.

Anyway, my point is, (to those who care) there are different kinds of leave; Sick Leave, Vacation Leave, and all that stuff. Isn't it time for a new one?

Hey boss, can't come in today. I'm calling in "zit."

This is a serious petition. Very, very serious.


  1. Ahahahaha! I hate to tell you this, but I really thought I had left that affliction in the past when I got older. No dice. Here I am nearing 50 and I STILL get the odd one (well, they are all odd...)

    I had someone call in sick for a ponytail headache once, so who knows? Perhaps you'll be successful.

  2. So this is the cutest post ever! Love it!

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  3. Yeah girl! MAKIBAKA...

    Super lawak ng imagination mo! Harhar! Natuwa lang ako kasi naisip mo magpetition ng "zit leave."

    Soo cool! ;)