But that's just on the outside.
You don't really know what they are thinking because they can't talk.
Actually, they do talk. You just don't understand it. They even cuss sometimes.
Da-da? That means asshole. So if you're a dad and your baby called you Da-da, don't post it on Facebook like a proud dad. Your bundle of joy hates you.
Sorry. I'm just saying.
Also? That cute baby mumbles that he makes that sound like "mum" means bitch.
Anyway, here are other signs.
1. They look at you with their bright puppy dog eyes.
If they look at you like this, they need something from you. This is their way to get affection. With just one look? THEY. OWN. YOU.
2. They drool when they see you.
3. They do the taste test. On you.
I still blame Twilight.
4. They hit you with HARD with their toys.
This. This is one of the strongest signs of violent tendencies. If they hit you. At such a young age. With the toy that YOU bought for them to make them happy. And don't expect those tiny arms to be weak because they are not. When they hit you, it would be painful. You know it in your heart.
It's hard enough to change a diaper because babies tend to move a lot. But, do you think it's an accident that they pee so high that it goes straight to your mouth? Then how come they pee right when their diaper is removed? See?
Want another sign? If they kick you after peeing on you.
So. Just a friendly advice? Don't let cute babies fool you. The cuter they are, the more violent they could be in the future.
Again, you're welcome.
P.S. I don't really hate babies. No.
Also? This blog now has a Facebook page!!! Yay!