Sometimes, I fuck life up and life kinda gets back at me. Oh, and I have a surprise!!

I just realized, sometimes, I suck. For instance, last night, while I was seriously focused on my job as I've always been (hi, bosses at work!), I had a few awesome blog ideas that made me go, "YES! I'll have a blog post for tomorrow." And then by the time I got home the next day, I was like, "Wait. What was I going to blog about?"

Okay, I don't really say, "YES!" like that but I think it makes the sentence more-- Well, I don't really know why I had to write it like that.

Anyway, here's another example. This is pretty deep. Like you totally won't believe I'd be this deep because as you may all know, I'm not the kind of person who takes everything seriously unless necessary but that's me so it's not gonna change.

Well? Are you ready to hear it?

 

I ruined my nail polish!

See? That's a TOTAL disaster! I just had my nails done last Sunday and come Tuesday, on my commute to work, I noticed the polish on my index finger was gone!!! Completely gone. It was embarrassing! How come I didn't notice it while I was STILL at home??!!

That's an indication that I'm getting old vintage. I prefer vintage.

Still not convinced? Here's another one: About a month ago, my cell phone stopped working. It totally refused to turn on despite my desperate pleadings, blackmails, and death threats. What I did was I had it repaired. It got slightly fixed. The bad news is, according to the technician, the camera will no longer work. So remember when I said I cut my bangs and had to borrow my sister's camera? That was the reason.

So I ended up buying a digital camera instead. Using the money I have been saving for a laptop. (Dear life, Seriously???)

Since I suck at everything these past few weeks, the digital camera I just bought is not working like it supposedly should so I have to return it within 7 days to have it replaced. I have work! And that, my friends, is just super wrong. As wrong as when Rachel Zoe uses the word "literally."

Wanna hear another one? Yes, there IS another one!

But this one is not really like I fuck life up. This is more like life really fucks up with me. Like totally!!

The Dev got transferred to night shift. MY SHIFT!!!

So if you don't know The Dev because you're pretty new to my blog, I understand. That's why I linked it. But if you have been reading my shit for a long time and still don't know who The Dev is, then I guess you deserve to be strangled in your sleep.

I'm kidding.

Anyway. To make this a little fair (because I'm a good person) it is more quiet in the office these past few nights. The Dev and Mutant Supervisor don't get along so they don't talk. And since Mutant avoids getting The Dev's attention, she hasn't been as hyper and toxic as she normally is. So I guess it's good?

But frankly? Ew. No. No, no, no!!!

So all in all, for the past few days, I've been like this:

Look! I'm drawing again!

Possible captions:

• I so suck because I forgot to wear shoes and just wore mismatched socks instead.

• I so suck because I can't get my hands to reach each other.

• I so suck because I don't have fingers.

• I so suck because I don't know if that gray thing behind me is a ghost or smog.

• I so suck that I forgot to put nose on my face.

Whatever.

Anyway, about the surprise, look at this:

TYLA, SWETA, and I organized an Online Mandatory Ice Cream and Vodka Party!!! And all of you are invited. No. ALL OF YOU ARE ORDERED TO JOIN. All you have to do is send me pictures of you drinking vodka and/or eating ice cream. You can send it to any of us via e-mail or Facebook private message. All your pictures will be posted next week, August 28, 2010, and it's gonna be a super awesome party! So you have 1 week. Be fucking creative or we will kill you. Read the invitation. The details are pretty much there.

So there you go.