Tuesday, August 10, 2010

*UPDATED* I blame TV shows. Especially, Shear Genius!


So I had a week off for my grandmother's funeral and memorial service. But last Thursday, I was at home. My uncle suggested that I rest because Friday was going to be a busy day and Saturday will be the day grandmom will be buried.

So Thursday, I was at home. Bored.

I turned on the TV. Shear Genius was on.

I don't really watch that show but for some reason, that day, I watched it. It was a replay episode.

For those who don't know, Shear Genius is like Project Runway, only, instead of designing clothes, they cut people's hair.

And for those who don't know Project Runway, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE? UNDER A ROCK???

Anyway.

You probably know where this is going.

Yup! I cut my hair.

Stupid decision.

I decided to give myself some bangs.

The thing is, I was only going to cut an inch or two. But I couldn't get it right.

So I cut and cut and cut and cut.

Until it became shorter and shorter and shorter. But not short enough that I could rock it.

I was bored, okay?!!! And I always cut my hair. I just couldn't get it right this time.

And the people on TV made it seem so simple!

So there.

Now, I want to die!

Well, not really. But I wanted to kill the scissors that cut my hair. I blame them.

And that damn TV show! It ruined my life! 

UPDATE: So, here's the picture I promised.

My mug shot is now in the news papers.


 
(Note: Hey stranger, you are in no way allowed to use this picture for your site!)

Oh! Anyway, guys, thank you for being wonderful and awesome and sweet. Your comments and E-mails regarding my last post made me want to hug you all but that's like impossible because that would mean I have to go to wherever the hell you are so I could hug you and I know I can't do that because that would be expensive.

Also, you might think I'm a crazy stalker, going to your house and hugging you just like that. So no. Just thank you and I love you all.


32 comments:

  1. I cut my hair after my grandmother passed away, too. I'd never cut my hair before, but I was so upset and I wanted to do SOMETHING and I've never had short hair before. When he got home, I made my husband tidy up the back. It didn't look too bad, really.

    In any case, I'm sorry your bangs aren't what you wanted. At least they'll grow. You COULD have tried to give yourself a tattoo!

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  2. TV Shows constantly ruin my life. SO I feel your pain. But the hair can't be too bad.

    Just look at it this way, now that it's short, it'll grow like, 3x faster. :)

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  3. You must be bored if you cut your hair.
    Hugs you little dork, I have missed you as well, but don't tell people.
    I have a rep. to keep up.

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  4. Haha, nice one. I think a picture is definitely in order. I recently had my hair cut (by a professional, because I'm clever like that) and my head is about three times smaller than it was before. Madness.

    Good to have you back.

    T

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  5. Haha, nice one. I think a picture is definitely in order. I recently had my hair cut (by a professional, because I'm clever like that) and my head is about three times smaller than it was before. Madness.

    Good to have you back.

    T

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  6. If it makes you feel any better. I tried to give myself bangs when I was nine and I thought you had to cut it all the way to your scalp and they'd grow in to be bangs. Yeah ... I'm twenty-four now and that patch of hair in the VERY FRONT OF MY HEAD has not grown back. So on especially humid and muggy days, I look liek alf-alfa.

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  7. If it makes you feel any better. I tried to give myself bangs when I was nine and I thought you had to cut it all the way to your scalp and they'd grow in to be bangs. Yeah ... I'm twenty-four now and that patch of hair in the VERY FRONT OF MY HEAD has not grown back. So on especially humid and muggy days, I look liek alf-alfa.

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  8. Haha! i remember my friend who cut her bangs and while doing so, in an effort to look at what she was doing in front of the mirror, had puckish brows.. Turned out,when she finally relaxed her forehead, the bangs was cut way half up her browlines!

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  9. I'm sure it looks cute. You look like you can pull off bangs.

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  10. I always get bored at work and cut my split ends off. That keeps me entertained for HOURS. Though there's been a couple time the scissors have slipped and cut a lot more off than desired.

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  11. I just got bangs too! For the exact same reason you did - I was bored, haha. Only I didn't attempt to cut them myself. I let somebody else do it, but he apparently didn't notice my cowlick so then I had to trim them up myself. That was an adventure, lol. But I'm sure you're cute!

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  12. Hello lovely...

    Welcome Back.. i am so glad that you are just the evilish way that you were.... Muah Gnetchy Gnetch....

    And i sure do want to see ur picture... And some evilish laugh myself.... Mwahahahahaha....

    cough cough...

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  13. I've never cut my own hair but I did burn my eyebrows off once from a BBQ if that counts.

    And hey it's not stalking if the door is left unlocked.......that's what I tried to tell the police, for sme reason it didn't seem to work.

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  14. Hahaha! You reminded me of the time i was so eager to have bangs, so i had a friend cut it for me but it didn't turn out right. I end up going to the salon and had my hair cut layered and short. That was really a stupid idea. So best advice is to let an expert do it if you really want bangs which i did one year ago.

    But i'm sure you still look great. Right Gnetch? :D

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  15. aw... maybe you can just brush it to one side until it grows out? or get a hairdresser to tidy it up? i'm sure you don't look as bad as you think anyway!

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  16. Hey guys, I will post my picture with THE BANGS this weekend. My schedule don't match with my sister's and I need her because she has a camera and I don't.

    Laidymondgreen: Haha. I used to want a tattoo. I still do, actually. I don't know why I haven't gotten one.

    Christina: Yeah. TV shows should be banned!

    Wait... No. I didn't mean that!

    Max: I was bored. And okay, I won't tell anyone that you missed me. I promise, I won't.

    TbR: I will post a picture, promise!!! I swear. Before AND after I have it fixed!

    Tyla: Ahahaha. I didn't notice you have an Alfalfa-ish hair.

    I'm No Miss: Goodness! I think I'm starting to feel better upon hearing that!!! :D

    Faux Trixie: Aw thanks bitch!!!

    Best Kept Secrets: Oh yes!!! Cutting off split ends is also my hobby.

    Ashton: I just saw your picture on Facebook. So pretty!!!

    Ratz: Aw, Ratzy!!! Yes, I'm back. The picture will be up soon. I promise.

    Wolf: Well, burning eyebrows does count!!! Oh! And if I go to Canada, don't act shocked when you see me inside your house. Especially when you left the door unlocked. And don't ask me for your missing stuff. :P

    Mitch: My hair is still long. Only, the bangs are... a little bit fucked up.

    Connie: Yup, that's what I do right now. Or sometimes, I just use hairclips. I will post a picture. PROMISE!!! :)

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  17. You can come and hug me anytime. I'll happily hug you back.
    You're hair will grow back and you'll always have this great story to tell.

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  18. Ummm PICTURES. Please. HAHA. This sounds like something I've done a few times when I'm bored, I usually forget I don't have top hairstylist hand and end up with the most ridiculous haircut.

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  19. ohmygod!!! i sense disaster here hahaha! i used to have bangs. and whenever i do, i trust it to the experts coz i know i couldn't handle it. all by myself (as the song goes)..so hurry, post the pic coz i can't wait to see WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR! :)

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  20. Hey Awards coming ur way gal

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  21. Women just don't get it. Keep hair simple and long and men will drool. Make short, make bangs, mess with hair, men won't drool. It's so simple. Same as men have muscles, women get hot. Men don't have muscles, women cold. So next time, Gnetchy, hands off from scissors. It's not a request, it's an order. Sir, yesss, sir!!!! :P

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  22. what??? you cut your loving hair...for all I know you love your hair so much, so let's blame the scissor....

    Can't wait for the picture..!

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  23. Thank God you didn't watch Takeshi's Castle or Wipeout!
    And I'm pretty sure you can rock any kind of hair!

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  24. Aww, hugs. Never cut my own hair but when I was younger every few years I used to think that cutting my hair really short would make me look insanely good. (Worked for Natalie Imbruglia and Mary Anne Spier!) So I feel you my sister!

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  25. You cut your hair????? Whyyy?? It was the first thing I noticed in your picture. So amazing.


    I got crazy ones and got bangs and cud never maintain them. Gosh..still remeber how I used to pin it up. SInce then have stopped experimenting.

    Cant wait for the new picture.

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  26. You cut your hair????? Whyyy?? It was the first thing I noticed in your picture. So amazing.


    I got crazy ones and got bangs and cud never maintain them. Gosh..still remeber how I used to pin it up. SInce then have stopped experimenting.

    Cant wait for the new picture.

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  27. Damnit! I want to see it NOW bitch!

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  28. Jenny: Aww... That's so sweet. *super hugs*

    Andhari: Yeah. Boredom makes me really crazy! LOL

    Jan: I always cut my hair. I just never cut my bangs this short. Gah!!!

    Ratz: Thanks Ratzy!!!

    Nino: What? Don't you think it's hot?? Hahaha! Wait. I'm the ruler of the world. You cannot order me anything! :p

    Sey: Yes, I do love my hair so much. But I cut it. OMG!

    Ria: Oh, I do watch Wipeout. Thank God I'm not a very physical person! Hahaha.

    Sadako: Never had short hair. And I have never had bangs this short too.

    Meg: I pin it up like every day! Gosh! Can't wait to have it fixed.

    CB: The picture is up, bitch! :/

    Nino: Is that a positive reaction?? Haha.

    David: Nice of you to notice the newspaper and not my bangs! Wait. I that a good thing? ;p

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  29. HAHA! Here I thought you would have a fucking mo-hawk or some shit!

    You look fine hoe! If you hate them, pin the fuckers back!!!!

    Love ya slut! :/

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  30. Is that you??? Really? Close up please!! Bangs are can be cool!! Sheer genius, never heard of it. Am I missing out?????

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