Obviously, I'm back to my regular programing.
In case you're all wondering, I'm doing better now, thank you.
Okay. So as I have said, I'm back to my regular programing. And you know what? I just had another GREAT idea!!! I know!!!
Let me start with how I got this GREAT idea.
It is a fact that we encounter dickheads in our daily lives. There's a lot of them in the world and we all are getting affected. And I care about the world. So how can we manage to stop those assholes from annoying us?
Easy. A life-sized condom for dickheads!
I mean, you know, the human kind.
Don't be such pervs, bitches! This is a borderline wholesome blog!!!
So the other day, I ranted on Facebook that I wanted to punch someone in the mouth but the idea of his saliva on my fist stopped me. Well, give me a break. It *is* disgusting.
If you think I'm talking about The Dev, you're wrong. This one's actually a milder kind of dickhead.
But still a dickhead.
So I was on my way home from work, tired, sleepy, and just wasn't in the mood for crap. And then this dude got in the bus that I was in and sat beside me. Well usually, I just ignore strangers. But this dude was huge. And he was talking on his cell phone so loudly. I HAD A HEADACHE!!!
Well, okay, so he didn't know that.
But still. He didn't have to talk so loud on the phone. He sounded like he had a built-in microphone inside his voice box!
And what was he discussing with the person on the phone? A crappy TV series!!!
So I thought, if only there's a way to stop this dickhead from being such a dick without punching him in the mouth!
And then last night, I saw this tweet from Geeky.
And an awesome idea came to me!!!
A life-sized condom for dickheads!!!
See? That would probably stop all dickheads!
So condom manufacturers, what are you waiting for?
You guys, don't you think these manufactures should start paying me for the awesome ideas I have been suggesting? I mean really! This will totally help the condom industry!
Well, I'm awesome like that. I should be paid.
Oh! Wait. This is totally unrelated. And totally late. CB is hosting a Fucked Up Friday Follow. I know it's not Friday anymore but you know my schedule. I go to work Friday and come home Saturday. So here it is. Click the button. Now! Even if it's late.
Because I said so. *angry Asian face*