Another Great Idea For Lazy Students To Pass Math

Her blog: Summer 17

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Math haters, I have good news!

So I know most of you guys are still students. Right? And I know, though some of you may love Math, a lot of you doesn't. Students hate it. I hated it when I was a student.

Anyway, as always, I have thought of ways to pass a Math exam without studying your brains out and ending up looking like this in the process:

You're welcome.

Anyway, here are the solutions.

1. Offer your teacher a massage.

 

Who doesn't want a massage? But remember, you should do this a few minutes before the exam. Or you would not have enough time. Now, the purpose of this is not to kiss your teacher's ass. You have more class than that! Instead, while massaging his back, keep your eye on his exam papers. Do not be too obvious though. Do not lean over. Just literally keep your eyes wide open so you will be able to see every formula and every solution on the paper placed on his desk.

2. Summon a friendly ghost.

The saying that some ghosts are harmless and friendly has GOT to be true! Or else, this one would be useless. This one should be done during the exam. While you're taking the exam, you ask the friendly ghost to go to your teacher's desk to look at the answer and then fly back to you to tell you what you need to know. Do not be too obvious. Do not nod or say thank you to the ghost. Just pretend you're just thinking and then write down what the ghost is telling you. This is seriously very effective unless your teacher can see dead people too.

I know you're going to ask, "What if *I* don't have a sixth sense?!"

It's not my problem, dumbass!

Well, you can try bumping your head really hard on the wall several times or stand in front of a running vehicle driven by a drunkard. They say trauma opens up the third eye. Well, that is if you do not die first.

So.

Are you ready for the third and final awesome solution to pass a Math exam?

Here goes.

3. Call Edward Cullen.

Only foolish girls will fall in love with a vampire in real life. Everybody is afraid of vampires! Obviously, no one wants do die from exsanguination. Of course, who would want to die pale? I strongly believe that everyone prefers to die tan! Tan is sexy, according to many!

Anyway.

Make sure Edward stands by the window where the sun shines through. This way, he will SPARKLE!!! And your teacher will be more than shocked to see a vampire who sparkles, that he will accidentally throw the paper he's holding.

Grab this opportunity. Get that paper immediately. But remember to be sneaky.