Thursday, August 23, 2012

*UPDATED* It's Out To Get Me. I'm Sure Of It.

Do you ever just sit down and realize how the weather may somehow have something against you and that it hates you so much?

Just me again? Okay.

Because I think it hates me. We've had this issue before, the weather and I, and guess what? It's still not done with me.

For example, during summer, the heat is unbearable. Actually, not just unbearable. It's OH-MY-GOD-I-WANT-TO-SLEEP-ON-A-HUGE-ICECUBE unbearable. Like it's trying to kill me.


But that's just like 5% of the problem. If you think the heat is the most evil of all, YOU'RE WRONG.

It's the rain. Rain is the most evil and hateful of all. It's actually kind of an asshole. It's like that person you know who always make positive first impressions, like the moment you see them you'd instantly think they're nice, sweet, perfect, educated, respectful, and adorable but when you get to know them, THEY ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES, and no one else will ever notice it because everyone is fucking naive.

I have issues. You know that already.

So anyway, I think the rain has that. Behind that very relaxing and romantic (for some people, NOT ME, MOM) and cooling effect on you, it's evil.

You may have not noticed it yet I'm telling you, that rain? THAT RAIN THAT YOU LOVE? It's evil.

Now, I don't mind drizzles of rain but downpour is too much!

Rain ruins plans. It ruins lives!

Especially if you don't have a car. *Ahem*






And if you accept your defeat and stay at home?


 No internet? Okay. Watch TV.

WHY MUST YOU PLAY GOD?

I mean, I'm sorry but is messing up with my life make you wild and awaken your "inner goddess" rain?

Dude. You may think you're rock 'n' roll but in reality, you're just really annoyingly loud.

UPDATE:

So today after work, my friend and I decided to walk to the nearby mall. The following is a secret conversation between me and the rain:

See?

Excuse me for ignoring proper capitalization but tweeting from phone while walking WHILE it's raining is not easy.

Imagine me, a little Asian girl, with a huge bag slung on my right shoulder, holding the umbrella between my neck and left shoulder, and holding my phone with my hands tweeting. WHILE WALKING IN THE RAIN.

I know. I'm sorry for me too. *overdramatic exit*

31 comments:

  1. I've never hated rain as much as I do right now. Oh man I want to kick rain's ass!

    Jay

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    1. It totally deserves a kick in the ass!

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  2. I used to put my pillowcases in the freezer. That worked for about 5 minutes. Now I control my own thermostat and I keep it freezing. As for the rain, I use it as an excuse to not have to do anything. I have stuff I need to do...whelp, it is raining. Guess I better lay on the couch some more.

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  3. Agreed. Rain is evil! *shakes fist*

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  4. HAHAHA!! XD

    I lived in Florida for almost 3 years and it downpours, drizzles, rains....you name it, we got it. Ug.. It's so freaking annoying and gets in the way of EVERYTHING!!!

    It was also unbearably hot..horrible. Floridian weather, I miss you...NOT! O.o

    Anywho...so happy to see you back, hun! :)

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    1. OH MY GOD thank you! You understand my pain! Haha! But seriously, rain sometimes is such a bitch. :)

      And thank you!!!

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  5. I had such an eloquent, meaningful, and respectful comment prepared for this post...but then I got down to the part about awakening your "inner goddess."

    I have no words.

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    1. Bahahaha! Should we be worried that it seems like only the two of us can understand the reference or proud that at least we're honest?

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    2. Ashamed. Mostly ashamed. Kind of like my relationship with the Twilight books. I've read every single one of them and seen all the movies. I can't handle it. But dang it if I can't stop myself!

      You know come November when the second half of the last Twilight movie comes out, I'll be in the theater, covering my face with a popcorn bucket.

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  6. The rain messes with your internet? How does that happen? Well, there's just no excuse for that...

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    1. It affects the signal and causes the internet to slow down. It even messes up with the cable. So sometimes, we don't have cable and no internet. And these are just the minor effects of rain. That's how evil it is. Haha.

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  7. hahahaahahaha
    I'm sorry but I really love rain. Though I agree it can be a total bitch sometimes. It's been kind to me so far, but I think it REALLY IS out there to get you!
    Run Gnetch Run!

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    1. How could you love something so eviiillll?? Haha! :p

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  8. BOoooo! That weather sounds sucky. Uncool

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    1. It is definitely sucky and uncool.

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  9. Rain is a bitch. I agree with that too. Especially when for example it's sunny in the morning, and you decide to wear a cute dress and high heels. And then boom, the weather has a mood swing, and you end up slipping on some marble surface, destroying the heels and the dress.
    But if you're inside it's cool.

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    1. Yes. That's when it sucks more! When it decides to ruin your outfit.

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  10. Rain and I have had our issues ever since it decided to show up, uninvited, to my birthday party. It's washed off a face that took me our to apply. It's a giant jerk.

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    1. It is a jerk! Rain should at least tell us, "Hey, I'll be raining tomorrow so be ready." But NO! What a jerk.

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  11. So you're not going to move to Seattle any time soon?

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    1. No. I hear it rains a lot there too.

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  12. Very interesting to read your article. I am happy to visit on your site

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  13. Very awesome pictorial presentation of your way of thinking...Well I must say you got a great imagination tool.

    essay

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  14. I *may* have grown up in a tropical desert and have a total thing for rain; but after your persuasive presentation, and your Hyperbole and Half-esque picture sequences humorpunching me in the gut, if Rain had an ass, I would kick it. For you.

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  15. I see Gnetch you are on to me!! Well then I will make you suffer even more with more wind and crazy hail and bone chilling coldness. Nobody bashes me on a blog. I will get my revenge!!! Muahahahaha!!

    Sincerely,
    Weather

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