Actually, it depends on how fast you can read. And think.
So anyway, a weird idea just came to me last night. Actually, it came to me the other night when I was at work but of course I was too lazy to write it yesterday when I got home and I was like, "Fuck it. I'll post it tomorrow!"
So I'm posting it now.
On a weekend.
Are you reading my blog on a weekend?
Then thank you and I love you.
So the idea: My birthday is coming next month, June 11th, and I thought, instead of the drunk blogging that I normally do, I decided I'd do something different! DIFFERENT! I mean, right?
(I just realized that I didn't drunk blog last year. Ha! I thought I did. Sorry. It was probably Christmas. But that's not important.)
So anyway, the idea.
Yup. that.
So basically, I'm challenging you all to challenge me! All you have to do is email me HERE and propose a challenge or make a suggestion. I will choose the one that I think would be hilarious (and if I think I could pull it off) then I will post it on my birthday!!! Yay!
I don't know what trouble I'm indulging myself into but yeah. I'll do my best.
You're welcome.
You can continue what you're doing now. I'm gonna go back to my articles.
Oh, oh, oh! If you have questions, you can post it in the comments section so if people have the same question as you, they will see it. I will answer them as soon as I can. But the suggestions should be E-mailed to me. (I was gonna close the comment section but I decided if any of you have questions, then... yeah.)
And if you want to send me gifts, it would be awesome, too! Just kidding.
So I'll talk to you guys soon.
THANKS SO MUCH AND HAVE A NICE WEEK AND EAT LOTS OF CAKE!
P.S. I might do a little marketing douchebaggery for this post until I find the best suggestion. So you've been warned.
I mean, forgive me. I won't do it on an hourly basis, promise.
UPDATE: So far, I have gotten 4 suggestions and they are all pretty hilarious (and embarrassing). I need more.
Also, going through my EmailMeForm E-mails, I found out how many E-mails I failed to reply to. I'm so sorry, I suck. I kinda forget things a lot. But I replied to them now even if they are like months old. Some of these people may have thought, "Wow, way to be a jerk, Gnetch!" and unfollowed. I'll do better next time. Damn! I really thought I was pretty good at answering E-mails. I don't even get that many anymore.
And stop changing my font, Blogger!
And stop changing my font, Blogger!