I'm Drunk. I Can't Think of A Better Title. But I Have Sweet Blog Friends

So I said you can expect some drunk blogging, right? I know I did. So here it is. Though I don't think I'm that drunk at all. I'm just tipsy. Okay, okay. Let me warn you, I really have no idea what to discuss. What the fucrk, you want me just to blog while im' drunk and since I'm nice to you like that, here I am, drunk blogging.

I have an idea!! I'll just tell you stuff that's happening as it happens. I don't know what else to tell you.

Wait. I know. How I spent my birthday? If you're at all intereset.d If not, get the fuck out.

Oh no, wait, don't go. I was kidding! Just keep reading please. I might say something funny. Who knows?

So Thursday, I spent the entire day sleeping. No. That was an exaggeration. When I got home from work, I read your posts and tweets and investigated on something that I cannot say on here. Because it's DISTURRRRRBING...

Anyway, I was supposed to meet my high school friends last Thursday but I stood them up. Not intentionally, of course. When I got home from my overnight work, I read and commented on your posts then tweeted a little bit while logged in to Facebook without doing anything and then I ate lunch and watched TV a little bit and then before I knew it, I fell asleep which I really did not intend to. I just did. So while my friends were waiting for my text on where and what time we were supposed to meet, i was in bed, snoring. Well, I don't really know for sure whether I'm snoring or not. I just said snoring because-- Actually, I don't know why i said it.

Friday, my actual damn-im-effing-old day, I spent the entire day at home with my mom and siblings. I ordered a lot of food. We had Vodka Mudshake. And we karaoke'd. Yes, we do karaoke at home. Fuck the neighbors. Sing with us if they have a problem.

Are you bored yet? Fine. I'm not gonna tell you what happened yesterday and today. Just today, we I had a few drinks with my kinda friends.

So right now, I'm watching the season finale of Glee. I only get to watch encore episodes because my work schedule sucks. I have been noticing something since Glee has started. Is it just me or Mr. Schuster looks edentulous? Is it his lips that's the problem?

And why does edentulous have a squiggly red line under it? It's a word, Blogger. It is!

Idiot.

Anyway, I'm looking for a picture of Mr. Schu where he looks like he has no teeth at all when he's singing but this damn Internet that thing keeps giving me this:

What's that little round thing called?

I just noticed that I also misspelled yesterday. I'm an idiot too. Sorry, Blogger. I'll correct it now.

Anyway, I found a picture of Mr. Schu.

See what I'm talkin about?

And I told you I'm not that drunk. I can still find picturse.

Moving on to another topic that is still somewhat related because it's still about my birthday, i would like to thank some sweet blog friends who made my day even better and almost made me cry. But only a littlle bit.

First, Carina made this for me and I was really really touched when I saw this:

This one made me laugh so hard. Look at what Tyla did to my picture:

And also, Sweta who, despite the threats Tyla and I made about giving her our angry Asian faces if she fails to explain why she disappeared for twoo weeks, gave me a shout out on her latest post. Plus the explanation on why she disappeared.

THANK YOU MY LOVELIES!!!

Did I miss anything? Let me know.

Now, I need to get some sleep. My head is throbbing like hell.

Wait. Does hell throb? No? Then why do people say that?

P.S. To Ms. 100th follower, I'll write your request post when I'm thinking a little bit more clearly. I promise. :)

(Sorry about the smiley. I just had to put it there.)