Wednesday, February 22, 2012

UPDATED!!! Blogging Resolutions (Don't panic. It's not what you think.)

As you already know, I haven't been writing as regularly as I used to.

Well I'm NOT saying that I used to post regularly but you know what I mean.

But that's about to change now. I mean, I'll try. I'll be a blogger who writes about anything and try to be deep about things that no one even cares about.

(Not really but let's move on.)

Let's get straight to the topic, shall we?

I decided to change my style into something more... I don't know, serious?

Just kidding.

Anyway, these are the choices I have and I need YOU (not you, the one in front of the computer. STOP LOOKING AROUND. I'M LOOKING AT YOU. Yes, you.) to suggest which style best suits me.

The deep, thought-provoking blogger.

I can try to be deep about everything to make you realize how important life is and how important certain things are in our lives. I might even use some words that people don't use in real life just to make my posts look more important than it actually is. It doesn't matter how shitty what the topic is, I'll write about anything, which means I can post regularly.

Example:

So deep. Very heartfelt!

The blogger who just copies another blogger's work/drawing/idea and claims it as their own.

Doing this will be easier and will allow me to publish posts regularly.

Natalie Dee's drawing

(Please don't hate me, Natalie Dee. I only did this as an example AND I will never redraw your drawings.)

Okay. I was wrong when I said this is easier. This requires tracing, lots of erasing, filling the drawings with colors (which is more difficult), and cleaning the edges. Drawing your own stuff only requires thinking, drawing, and coloring.

The blogger who talks about something that doesn't really bug them but everybody seems to be bugged by something so...

Sample Post:

So bad ass.

So there are the choices. I'm sure these will help me write regularly, so I need you to choose.

UPDATE: If it's not obvious, I'm just being sarcastic, as always. I'm not going to change my style. Nope. :)


Another Update:

Comment that made me laugh:
Nicki (The Loaded Handbag)


Go visit her blog now.


Please.

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On a kind of serious note, I know I've been slacking on writing and commenting. I swear I've been really REALLY busy, trying to do my full-time job, my part-time writing job, AND my hobby-business thing all AT THE SAME TIME. What's worse is that someone messed up with my schedule and decided to add one more day to my workweek, which sucks because I work night shifts, which means I am in the office from Monday night to Sunday morning and go to work again Monday night. And yes, I still have to do those two other stuff. But I update my Twitter, Tumblr, and Pinterest regularly (because it's easier to update those things). But really, I'm SO sorry. I'm not ignoring you guys or anything. It's just that...

Okay. You're starting to space out while I'm explaining. Better stop now. Damn, guys! That's rude!

Also, I know apologizing for slacking is like a mortal sin in blogging (who made this rule, by the way?) so... Am I fired?

34 comments:

  1. I like your style and I hope you keep it this way. Your work schedule is exhausting and with all the other stuffs you have to do, I understand how busy you are.

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    1. Haha! Of course not! I was being sarcastic (and passive-aggressive). Why would I write like that?

      And yes, got a lot of stuff to do lately. So tiring.

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  2. no way! don't change your style girl. no one else can pull a bitchy stuff but you haha! if i can be honest here, i hate reading deep, thought-provoking blogs (exactly how you said it.☺)i have a lot of things to worry / think about and i don't wanna spend more time comprehending what the writer's trying to imply on their post. so please, im begging...stay as u are.

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    1. Haha! Girl, I was being sarcastic. Did you see the sample posts? I wouldn't write like that. :)

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  3. Oh God, if you start writing like "hanger" I'm going to have to draw a picture of myself trying to hang myself. Next to hangers.

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    1. Haha! But it was thought provoking... Uhm, right??? :p

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  4. Keep working, and stay busy.
    It only helps me take over the world.
    Also, can I steal your post?
    I might need it for one of those days I might be brain farting?
    Good job on the pics Gnetchy :-)

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    1. Oh you will NEVER have a chance against me, Maxy. Never!!!

      You can steal the hanger post. Bahahaha!

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  5. I just laughed because I am that person who writes about hangers. Oh man. I need to title my blog, "shit no one cares about". Your blog is hilarious, keep it up!

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    1. Thank you!!! I hope you didn't try to be deep about hangers...? :P

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  6. I know a couple of people who NEVER blink. Really freaks me out.

    And I only use wire hangers. Those plastic ones aren't very efficient.

    Jay

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  7. Bloggers can have lives outside of their computers. In fact, it's encouraged so we don't become those creepy people who live in their mom's basements and turn into serial killers.

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    1. I actually think I'm starting to become a serial killer. Haha!

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  8. The new word verification should be EASIER to read if you are drunk. Now typing it in on the other hand......
    And I hate to have to ask you this in public but..if you don't have time to take care of this blog, is it because you are sleeping at some point during each 24 hour day? You aren't sleeping are you?

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    1. Sleep instead of blogging? Of course not! *Avoids eye contact.*

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  9. that hanger post is so hilarious. dont change your style girl, it makes me laugh

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  10. You know what I hate even more than people who blink? People who don't blink. Because they're murderers, and probably clowns too.

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  11. I really liked this one: The blogger who just copies another blogger's work/drawing/idea and claims it as their own.
    I would seriously reconsider your decison not to change the direction of your blog, but whatever. What do I know? Don't be a rip-off artist, see if I care.

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    1. Okay, okay. That's the direction I'm taking!! Haha!!! :p

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  12. *runs to pull the hanger nostalgia post she had scheduled for this week*

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    1. This made me laugh out loud. Literally.

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  13. "I decided to change my style into something more... I don't know, serious?"
    ...
    ...
    ...
    *raises eyebrow*
    Reads more.
    "Ok, she's kidding!"
    *eyebrow returns to normal position*
    And that's all you'll get as a reaction from me.
    Don't change anything. I don't look good with an eyebrow up. And there's two of you OF COURSE WE EXPECT 99 POSTS EVERY DAY.
    xoxo,
    me.

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    1. Haha. You know I won't.

      And my other self is tired too!!!

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  14. "who just copies"

    I thought this was what blogging was all about. There is really only one person somewhere that thinks of stuff that everyone else copies, right?

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    1. Oh, there is??? Damn, I didn't hear about that.

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  15. I never blink unless my eyes are closed. It's safer that way.

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  16. Well welcome back to more regular blogging (blink). I cant wait to read your take on fabric softener (blink)....

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  17. Have to admit this definitely made me giggle.. a lot. :) Thanks!!

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  18. Yay you are back! Actually, I wouldn;t know since I too have been super busy. I will try to post on a regular basis as well.

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  19. Wizard here..you're my kind of girl...keep on being sarcastic...:) (evil grin)

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  20. Oh dear god. I have a post about an office chair.

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