UPDATED!!! Blogging Resolutions (Don't panic. It's not what you think.)

As you already know, I haven't been writing as regularly as I used to.

Well I'm NOT saying that I used to post regularly but you know what I mean.

But that's about to change now. I mean, I'll try. I'll be a blogger who writes about anything and try to be deep about things that no one even cares about.

(Not really but let's move on.)

Let's get straight to the topic, shall we?

I decided to change my style into something more... I don't know, serious?

Just kidding.

Anyway, these are the choices I have and I need YOU (not you, the one in front of the computer. STOP LOOKING AROUND. I'M LOOKING AT YOU. Yes, you.) to suggest which style best suits me.

The deep, thought-provoking blogger.

I can try to be deep about everything to make you realize how important life is and how important certain things are in our lives. I might even use some words that people don't use in real life just to make my posts look more important than it actually is. It doesn't matter how shitty what the topic is, I'll write about anything, which means I can post regularly.

Example:

So deep. Very heartfelt!

The blogger who just copies another blogger's work/drawing/idea and claims it as their own.

Doing this will be easier and will allow me to publish posts regularly.

Natalie Dee's drawing

(Please don't hate me, Natalie Dee. I only did this as an example AND I will never redraw your drawings.)

Okay. I was wrong when I said this is easier. This requires tracing, lots of erasing, filling the drawings with colors (which is more difficult), and cleaning the edges. Drawing your own stuff only requires thinking, drawing, and coloring.

The blogger who talks about something that doesn't really bug them but everybody seems to be bugged by something so...

Sample Post:

So bad ass.

So there are the choices. I'm sure these will help me write regularly, so I need you to choose.

UPDATE: If it's not obvious, I'm just being sarcastic, as always. I'm not going to change my style. Nope. :)

Another Update:

Comment that made me laugh:

Nicki (The Loaded Handbag)

Go visit her blog now.


Please.

*****

On a kind of serious note, I know I've been slacking on writing and commenting. I swear I've been really REALLY busy, trying to do my full-time job, my part-time writing job, AND my hobby-business thing all AT THE SAME TIME. What's worse is that someone messed up with my schedule and decided to add one more day to my workweek, which sucks because I work night shifts, which means I am in the office from Monday night to Sunday morning and go to work again Monday night. And yes, I still have to do those two other stuff. But I update my Twitter, Tumblr, and Pinterest regularly (because it's easier to update those things). But really, I'm SO sorry. I'm not ignoring you guys or anything. It's just that...

Okay. You're starting to space out while I'm explaining. Better stop now. Damn, guys! That's rude!

Also, I know apologizing for slacking is like a mortal sin in blogging (who made this rule, by the way?) so... Am I fired?