So this is kind of how my brain works:
|Does this look like my drawing? No? Well, because it's not. I got it from Tumblr.|
But I'm here to talk about obsessions.
Or addictions...? Same thing to me.
So most of you probably know how much I like coffee and that I have been trying to cut down on caffeine because it's bad for me. No, really, I swear. My doctor told me to STOP drinking it because it's a long story. Ha!
So anyway, trying to cut down on something is not easy, obviously. It's not easy to JUST stop something you've been doing for years, especially if you see it everywhere. Or SMELL it everywhere. It's just so tempting.
I like tea, too, so don't think I hate it because I don't.
(You weren't really thinking that, were you?)
I swear, I do my best not to think about it but it just keeps coming back to me. Sometimes I'd forget it but sometimes I couldn't stop thinking about it.
At first, I'd be really really strong and try not to think about coffee...
Like true love.
So after a few days' worth of effort at ignoring it, I eventually give in. Every time.
So fuck you coffee and your seductive aroma.
I hate you.
Anyway, here's another obsession.
I hate Joseph Kony!
Oh, no, wait! Don't judge. This is not me jumping in the bandwagon of hating Kony. And I'm not just using Kony, KONY 2012, or Stop Kony to get traffic to my blog! Of course not! (See what I did there?)
I have a deeper reason. I hate him because of my new obsession.
He's so cute and adorable, I want to put him in my pocket.
And his dad, too. OHMYGOD, HIS DAD!!! He's too funny and adorable. My dream dad-in-law.
And when I say "a lot" I really mean A LOT.
We did this for a few days but it's either he's not tweeting or he's tweeting but not mentioning us.
Even Jay started to be bothered by this.
So anyway, after a few days, I found out WHY he hasn't been responding to our tweets!
KONY'S HATERS HAVE BEEN SPAMMING KEV JUMBA (HI, BABE!), FLOODING HIS MENTIONS PAGE ABOUT THE "STOP KONY" VIDEO, AND BURYING OUR TWEETS!
Tell me why I shouldn't hate Kony more than you do!
I fucking hate Kony.
Here's a video of KevJumba with his friend Ryan Higa.
His description of the video: "I was asked by GE to go on a mission to San Francisco with Ryan Higa. We had to look for these GlobalTap fountains. Trouble ensues..."
Tip: Forward it to 3:15 and watch it from there. So funny.