SO WHY DO I KEEP GETTING E-MAILS OFFERING ME PENIS ENLARGEMENT AND VIAGRA???
Oh, you want proof???
|So I had to blur my other E-mail address because I use this one for professional things. I know, right?|
I've also been getting spams from pimps asking me to learn about the "closed itches of my horny girlfriend" and "meet plennyy of ladiez."
Closed itches? Ew.
But thank you for making me feel less stupid about my typos, asshole.
I'M A GIRL OKAY?!!!! Do I have to remind you every time???
So what? Should I dress like a guy now so it's not so weird for you? Because I'm totally thinking about your feelings here.
Do you like my moustache???
How about my Bieber hair???
Oh yeah, and that dude behind me is totally jealous.
Should I start dressing like this?
|I look totally cute as a guy.|
And do I have to get to know porn stars by name now?
|I'm so hot when I'm angry. Those teeth! Dang!|
I. AM. A. GIRL.
Also, Google (and other search engines) my blog is not a porn site, remember?
Stop leading people here when they are looking for porn sites!!!
|The blue ones are from Google Analytics. The green ones are from StatCounter.|
Okay. I take that back. I kind of love these search keywords. Honestly. That's why I keep reviewing them. I mean, is there any other blog that attracts a person who looks for nude frontal pictures of Danny Devito? None!!!
I'm kind of expecting more perverted keywords after this post.
So share your search keywords! Make everyone laugh.
So I'm not really THAT angry. I'm just, you know. Overdramatic. And bored. Soooo...