Happens. A. Lot.
And it's annoying because there are times that you *know* you need to write something and you think you have this BRILLIANT idea but when you're in front of the computer, you just don't know how to start so you'll think and think and think and think but then your brain will just be so fucking mean and delete the idea that you've thought of just a while ago!
I know you all know what I'm going through.
THE FIVE STAGES OF WRITER'S BLOCK
WE ALL GO THROUGH THEM
This is when you feel that you need to write something but no matter what you do, you just don't know what to write.
This is when you start getting tweets and emails asking if you're dead and people start unfollowing because they think you're really dead even if you tell them you're not because they think it's your ghost that's tweeting/emailing them back!
The part when you start thinking: "Am I really dead? My brain is not working. Should I start putting my brain in a blender and try to get the juice out?"
The part when you just can't think of anything. Like, ANYTHING...
We all go through these stages, right?
So it's just me then?
So anyway, I'm at the 5th stage right now.
When I'm at the 5th stage, my creativity flows like a badass blogger!
And since I care, I'm gonna share a few topic sentences with you because I know you want one. I'm so generous, I know. My mom really raised me well.
- It's so hot that my sweat started sweating sweat like- Oooohhh... I'm gonna steal that dog! It's so cute!
- I have a boyfriend/girlfriend and my socks are dirty.
- Ants love me. Oh my god, where's my wallet?
- Now watching [insert TV show here] because I just pooped and now I've ran out of things to do.
- It's dark inside the cinema. OH-EM-GEEEEE... I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!
So what are you waiting for? Aren't you excited? Write now! Don't let your readers wait.