UPDATED!!! Blogging Resolutions (Don't panic. It's not what you think.)

As you already know, I haven't been writing as regularly as I used to.

Well I'm NOT saying that I used to post regularly but you know what I mean.

But that's about to change now. I mean, I'll try. I'll be a blogger who writes about anything and try to be deep about things that no one even cares about.

(Not really but let's move on.)

Let's get straight to the topic, shall we?

I decided to change my style into something more... I don't know, serious?

Just kidding.

Anyway, these are the choices I have and I need YOU (not you, the one in front of the computer. STOP LOOKING AROUND. I'M LOOKING AT YOU. Yes, you.) to suggest which style best suits me.

The deep, thought-provoking blogger.

I can try to be deep about everything to make you realize how important life is and how important certain things are in our lives. I might even use some words that people don't use in real life just to make my posts look more important than it actually is. It doesn't matter how shitty what the topic is, I'll write about anything, which means I can post regularly.

Example:

So deep. Very heartfelt!

The blogger who just copies another blogger's work/drawing/idea and claims it as their own.

Doing this will be easier and will allow me to publish posts regularly.

Natalie Dee's drawing

(Please don't hate me, Natalie Dee. I only did this as an example AND I will never redraw your drawings.)

Okay. I was wrong when I said this is easier. This requires tracing, lots of erasing, filling the drawings with colors (which is more difficult), and cleaning the edges. Drawing your own stuff only requires thinking, drawing, and coloring.

The blogger who talks about something that doesn't really bug them but everybody seems to be bugged by something so...

Sample Post:

So bad ass.

So there are the choices. I'm sure these will help me write regularly, so I need you to choose.

UPDATE: If it's not obvious, I'm just being sarcastic, as always. I'm not going to change my style. Nope. :)

Another Update:

Comment that made me laugh:

Nicki (The Loaded Handbag)

Go visit her blog now.


Please.

*****

On a kind of serious note, I know I've been slacking on writing and commenting. I swear I've been really REALLY busy, trying to do my full-time job, my part-time writing job, AND my hobby-business thing all AT THE SAME TIME. What's worse is that someone messed up with my schedule and decided to add one more day to my workweek, which sucks because I work night shifts, which means I am in the office from Monday night to Sunday morning and go to work again Monday night. And yes, I still have to do those two other stuff. But I update my Twitter, Tumblr, and Pinterest regularly (because it's easier to update those things). But really, I'm SO sorry. I'm not ignoring you guys or anything. It's just that...

Okay. You're starting to space out while I'm explaining. Better stop now. Damn, guys! That's rude!

Also, I know apologizing for slacking is like a mortal sin in blogging (who made this rule, by the way?) so... Am I fired?

The Undeniable Superhuman Strength

Confession: I have an incredible ninja/superhuman strength. I really do. Ask anyone! The thing is, I can't control it yet so I can't use it every time I need it.

My superhuman abilities seem to demonstrate itself at the wrong time, all the time.

There was this one time when I was using my friend's laptop.

So I'm a fast typist. YES. I am. Seriously. But it's not my bionic typing abilities we're talking about here. We're talking about SERIOUS superhuman strength. My fingers, when typing too fast, tend to hit the keyboard hard; the keys make loud sounds when I hit them. (I had to modify these two sentences many times so you won't have the chance to turn them into a TWSS joke. Pervs.)

Anyway, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by my own brain, I was using a friend's laptop once and he commented, "Hey it's a laptop, not a typewriter."

And then it hit me.

I have superhuman strength. Strength that I can't control.

Then I remembered a few instances in the past where I lost control of my superhuman strength.

Like this one time when I was on a vacation with my friends. We were in a hotel room and I woke up really early to take a shower. I always wake up the earliest when I'm with my friends because I don't like it when they knock on the bathroom door yelling, "HEY!!!! What's taking you so long?! We're leaving in 10 minutes!!!"

Seriously.

So anyway, I went in to the bathroom and there was a sliding glass door. Of course, in order to get in the shower, I had to slide the door open.

I broke the super heavy sliding glass door.

Undeniable SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH.

Another example: It happened when I was in college. I was with this guy that I was going out with at the time. The thing with this dude is that he loved to tickle when he's becoming boring we run out of things to talk about.

Okay, wait. Let me tell you this: It's not a good idea to surprise me with a tickle. NOT. A. GOOD. IDEA. Ever.

So we were sitting on a bench, things were quiet, I was people watching, looking at the trees and stuff and suddenly, he decided to tickle me! The stupid bastard.

Note: The actual situation happened in like 2 seconds. Like, TICKLE-SHOCK-HIT. I repeat: TICKLE-SHOCK-HIT.

AND THEN, WITHOUT THINKING, I HIT HIM.

I didn't intend to. My hand just flew and hit his thigh. It was just a tap, though. OR SO I THOUGHT. He had to have an above-the-knee amputation right after.

Well okay, not really. It wasn't THAT hard but still. It made a loud sound, like the one you hear in the movies. And my tiny hand left a red mark on his thigh. I felt guilty, of course. I felt like I Rihanna-ed him.

But he learned his lesson.

Another proof: I use a travel toothbrush all the time. I have one at home, I have one at work, I have one in my bag... So anyway, you know how travel toothbrushes are, right? The cover also serves as the handle. So I was one using one at home one night after I was done, I realized that I pushed the upper half of the toothbrush into the handle too hard because I couldn't pull it out.

I can't explain it. Watch this video and you'll see how an ordinary travel toothbrush kind CONFIRMED my suspicion that I have an incredible strength.

See?

Now, I need an awesome superhero name. Any suggestions?

Do you have a superhuman strength too? If you do, well I think we're the new Justice League. Or Power Rangers. Or X-Men.

Yeah, whatever.

In a somewhat related news, want to know my reaction when I was watching my own video?

No? I'll show you anyway.

Yup. This.

I'll try to do better next time. Worst and most awkward video blog ever, just for you.

You're welcome.