Tuesday, June 12, 2012

THE CHALLENGE

Okay, you guys! You asked for this.

Well because I asked you to ask for it. Or something.

So first of all, I would like to thank everyone who participated. Those who gave me awesome challenges. You don't know how much I wanted to do all your challenges. Especially Hailey's and Ria's and Middle Child's suggestions. Everything was so cool but I fail at life so I wasn't able to do them. No, I mean, work has been crazy and I didn't have enough time. Or I wasn't able to buy the prop(s) that you required. Maybe next time.

Those who E-mailed me but didn't tell me who they are, please tell me who you are.

So before you watch the video, can I make some disclaimers? Like, why this video sucks?

Yes, I have like a long list of excuses but I'll give you only five.
  1. I still find it weird and awkward talking to a laptop. I don't know but every time I start filming, I would start talking like a robot. Also, want to know how many times I said "I'm sorry" while filming the video blog? 68 guys. SIXTY-EIGHT. But I managed to reduce them.
  2. If the audio sucks, it's because I didn't use a microphone. I just used the built-in mic that my laptop has and I swear, I think you'll here some paranormal sounds and aliens and zombies and shit.
  3. This is badly edited. I have deleted some important clips that shouldn't have been deleted and may have left some clips that should have been deleted. HEY! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M AN EXPERT YOUTUBER. And this is not even uploaded on YouTube.
  4. I used Vimeo because YouTube won't upload my video. I've been trying since yesterday and it stays at 1% for hours. HOURS guys.
And that's it. I know I said five but I suck counting.




I swear, I don't talk like a robot in real life.

So thank you guys. You guys make getting older more bearable. Thanks to those who greeted me on Facebook and Twitter. I swear, I appreciate it. A lot.

Those who didn't greet me even if it's on your Facebook sidebar, especially those who decided not to greet me but managed to send me some app/game requests (heartbreaking much!) wait for my payback. I won't greet you on your birthday, too! HA! I'm so mature.

Just kidding.

So I'm gonna go cry now. Because of embarrassment. Also because of your awesomeness.

36 comments:

  1. You're Awesome! :D Vwappy Birdway again! (Okay Happy Birthday, belated )

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  2. Happy Blogging Birthday! That poor bruised banana...

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  3. This is pretty much the most awesome thing ever. I'm gonna watch this video over and over and over all day. You're adorable. ;-p ;-p

    Jay

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  4. You are the awesome one! But since you didn't use the helium, you could have at least given us a little boobage.

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    1. Dang! Why didn't I think of that??? :p

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  5. You are so absolutely gorgeous, and have the most endearing voice I've ever heard.

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  6. You made my day.
    Also? I want a banana pet.
    Also? You're awesome.
    Also? You should be a famous youtube vlo... erm, video blogger.
    Ha!
    <3

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    1. Having a banana pet is awesome! Hahaha!

      Thank youuuu!!! <3

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  7. OMFG THAT BANANA CLIP MADE MY LIFE INFINITELY BETTER.

    Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! Really super belated! God. I fail at life.


    And: Yes, I am in for some awkward bloopers. I AM ALWAYS IN FOR SOME AWKWARD BLOOPERS.

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    1. Bahaha!!! Thank you!!! Late birthday wishes are still welcome so you don't fail at life. Not. At. All.

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  8. I love you. Oh my God. This whole video was amazing. :D

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  9. I laughed so loudly at the pet banana part! And I won the staring contest! Boom! Exclamation points!!!

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    1. Haha! I sucked! How long did you last without blinking? My eyes started stinging after a minute or something. (Actually, I don't know how long I lasted.) :p

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  10. Crying on camera should have been your next challenge! I demand more crickets, next time.

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    1. Who said there's gonna be a next time, Matty? Who???

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  11. BOO!!! I suck so hard!!! I kept meaning to email you a challenge and I always forgot!!! Apparently I'm the one who fails at life!!! And I double suck cuz I don't think I ever got to wish you a happy birthday on Facebook. Usually I'm pretty good at that since my sidebar always keeps me up to date. Damnit! I'm failing all over the place!!!!

    But that video was hysterical. When you did the karaoke challenge, my husband's ears perked up and said, "Are you watching Filipinos sing karaoke on Youtube?!" I told him it was something like that. Then he got all giddy cuz it reminded him of when he lived in Quezon City. So now you've not only touched my life with your antics but Husband's also. Well done.

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  12. Oh, and I forgot to mention that I also disdain the word vlog. It reminds me of vagina...vagina log...

    ewwwwww

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    1. On both comments: First of all, funniest comment ever! Like you almost always win funniest comment! "Vlog" sounds so bad! It really does! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. Haha!

      What was your challenge anyway? I'm curious! And don't worry about the birthday wish! At least you didn't send me a game request that day!

      And? I'm glad this touched you. But really? When I was editing this video (so of course I had to watch AND HEAR myself talk), the part where I said, "Heeyyyyy everybody..." I kind of cringed. I was all, "Why the fuck did I say it like that? Why didn't I say it the way I would it in real life?" Haha! I creeped myself out!

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    2. Damnit! I have the funniest comments ever? Shit! Now there's all kinds of pressure to be funny and clever all the time. ~sigh~ But I guess these are the difficulties I face when being hysterical is just another cross I bear...

      I had concocted a couple challenges in my mind:

      1) Make a silly string flame thrower. You know, get an aerosol can of silly string, a lighter, and torch the shit out of something...or someone...whichever you prefer.


      2) Try to start your own flash mob to "If You're Happy and You Know it"

      Care to accept either late entry??????

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    3. You have a few competitions so you have to step up your game! Haha! And yeah, this is me pressuring you!!!

      Also? I *might* do this flamethrower thing. Only because I know I won't be able to start a flash mob. People would only look at me silly and probably call a mental institute and make me wear a straitjacket and lock me up in a facility. It happens... Uh, right?

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  13. So when you were walking your pet banana how did you get your laptop to float out in front of you? I think you're magical.

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    1. I know! I'm full of magic!!! Haha!

      Seriously though, I had my friend hold my camera.

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  14. I forgot to wish you! :O :O sorry! Well, I hope you had an awesome birthday! What's your age now? XD Happy belated birthday! The banana challenge was funny1

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    1. That's okay! And thank you!!! How old am I? I'm.... 30. Womp, womp, wommmmpppp....

      Yeah. Don't tell anyone.

      Oh wait...

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  15. HAHAHAHA, Gnetch! This was too great! I'm gonna ask my mom for a pet banana now. :P You're pretty good at singing! I'd love to go karaoke-ing with you! One day. :D

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    1. Mini-Me!!! I would so love to go karaoke-ing with you!!! And yes, get a pet banana and bring it to the Lady Gaga concert!!! That would be awesome!!!

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  16. YAYYYYY!!! You picked my "pet onion" challenge! It's much better with a banana so no worries that it wasn't an onion.

    You are sooo adorable, Gnetch! I just want to eat your face :)

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    1. I did! Haha! I Googled your challenge and found out no one has done it before so I chose it! I chose a lot of other things but I didn't have the props for some and some required *really* ballsy friends and I don't think I have those.

      But I do have friends.

      No, really.

      For real.

      Ahem. And thank you! You can totally eat my face!

      *Touches face* Oh wait...

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  17. Blogging Birthday! Yay! Here is an award for you on my blog. : )
    http://www.touchofembellishment.com/p/blogger-awards-my-bloggy-friends.html

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  18. what was the expression at 0:44? btw, karaoke challenge was a win. pretty good.

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