UPDATED! The Online Blogger Social Part 2! More badass than the last time. But we have 2 uninvited guests.

It is time!!

So as you know, we have organized another online blogger social! This time, our theme is Martini/Mud Mask. But unfortunately, some of us (including me) didn't have access to martinis at the moment. So EXPECT different kinds of ALCOHOL!

I know. We're badass like that.

WARNING TO THE GOOGLERS: THE PHOTOS USED HERE ARE PERSONAL PHOTOS OF THE PARTICIPANTS AND YOU ARE NOT, IN ANY WAY, ALLOWED TO USE THEM ON YOUR OWN BLOGS OR WEBSITES OR WHATEVER. WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! I SWEAR! DO YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE?


So!! Let's begin!

First up is Tyla (Run Fat Girl Run & The Constant Bachelorette), one of my co-organizers. If you're looking for short and straight-to-the point blogs, you should visit hers.

She brought 4 kinds of Martinis.

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Next one, obviously, is me! I brought Vodka Mudshake because I can't mix myself a Martini.

And also because I like Vodka. Deal with it.

Boring, I know.

Still boring. I tried, fuckers!

Yes. That's a bed sheet behind me. I had to cover my room because I didn't want anyone to see the dead bodies it was too messy.

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Next up is Sweta. She used to be at The Disappearing Caravan but she's now at The Red Door. Her blog is still as awesome.

Well, actually, she can't join the party right now so I thought, I will just use the Missing Person flyer I made for her because she kinda disappeared from the blogosphere for MONTHS!!!

Her mud mask/martini picture:

I know you like it.

UPDATE: Sweta's now here!!! Yay!

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Now this is Jan. She's at Between Me and My Thoughts. I like her blog too. She's random and personal and honest. And stuff. And 2011's kinda being nice to her. (Not fair, 2011. How come you're not as nice to me? Fuck you. I hate you.)

Anyway. Here she is:

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Next is Jayme at The Random Blogette. Very witty. And she hates doing the laundry.

When I asked for the pictures, she said, "I'm sending you 3 because I'm badass like that."

Well, yes you are bitch!

Don't you just love her pictures??

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I'm so excited for you to meet this next girl. She's Hailey or Friendly Llama from The Sun Shines Out Of Our Behinds. She's a new blogger. And she's really witty, real, and sweet.

She's only 16 (and NOT pregnant!!) so I told her she CANNOT drink alcohol. Yet. So she had a Grapetizer. I *love* her. She's my mini-me. I think.

According to her, she found my blog by Googling "I wish I was 18 so that I could get drunk on my birthday." Don't tell her mom.  I'm such a positive influence to young people. Ha! GO TO HER BLOG NOW!!

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Next one is Christina from Christina In Wonderland. Her blog is also random and funny but she can talk about stuff that makes sense too. I mean, my blog doesn't make sense. Most of the time.

Got too drunk. I had nothing to do with this, mom!

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This is Emily at emily-jane.net. She's really honest and sweet and awesome and passionate and very pretty. And her blog is very relatable and inspiring.

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And now, my favorite bitch CB!! She used to be at One Crazy Brunette Chick but she's now at Cigarettes & Stilettos. I'm telling you, she's gonna be your favorite bitch too!

Okay. She brought coffee but it has Irish cream in it. Told you, any kind of alcohol will do.

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BUT WAIT!!

WE HAVE TWO PARTY CRASHERS!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

And they came in mud masks too!!

Toshio from The Grudge.

I forgot where I got this picture. Sorry website owner.

And Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings.

Source

They just stole your attention, didn't they?

I CANNOT let that happen! I. Just. Can't!

So I decided to do something to outdo these two!

Me as Toshio

Me again. As Toshio. Again.

And I can beat Gollum too!

"Myyyyy prehh-ciouuusssss..." See?

Oops!! Caught drinking!!

Those fuckers can't just steal our badass party like that!

Anyway, this has been fun! And BOYS, we definitely are ballsier than any of you!! Boo!!!!

Thanks to everyone who joined the party!

If any of you still wants to join, send me your pictures and I will update this post. Just like the last time.

Any suggestions for our next blogger social?

FRIENDS FOREVER, MOFOS!!

No. Really. Thank you for coming!!