Just me again? Okay.
Because I think it hates me. We've had this issue before, the weather and I, and guess what? It's still not done with me.
For example, during summer, the heat is unbearable. Actually, not just unbearable. It's OH-MY-GOD-I-WANT-TO-SLEEP-ON-A-HUGE-ICECUBE unbearable. Like it's trying to kill me.
But that's just like 5% of the problem. If you think the heat is the most evil of all, YOU'RE WRONG.
It's the rain. Rain is the most evil and hateful of all. It's actually kind of an asshole. It's like that person you know who always make positive first impressions, like the moment you see them you'd instantly think they're nice, sweet, perfect, educated, respectful, and adorable but when you get to know them, THEY ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES, and no one else will ever notice it because everyone is fucking naive.
I have issues. You know that already.
So anyway, I think the rain has that. Behind that very relaxing and romantic (for some people, NOT ME, MOM) and cooling effect on you, it's evil.
You may have not noticed it yet I'm telling you, that rain? THAT RAIN THAT YOU LOVE? It's evil.
Now, I don't mind drizzles of rain but downpour is too much!
Rain ruins plans. It ruins lives!
Especially if you don't have a car. *Ahem*
And if you accept your defeat and stay at home?
I mean, I'm sorry but is messing up with my life make you wild and awaken your "inner goddess" rain?
Dude. You may think you're rock 'n' roll but in reality, you're just really annoyingly loud.
So today after work, my friend and I decided to walk to the nearby mall. The following is a secret conversation between me and the rain:
Excuse me for ignoring proper capitalization but tweeting from phone while walking WHILE it's raining is not easy.
Imagine me, a little Asian girl, with a huge bag slung on my right shoulder, holding the umbrella between my neck and left shoulder, and holding my phone with my hands tweeting. WHILE WALKING IN THE RAIN.
I know. I'm sorry for me too. *overdramatic exit*