Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Let's Talk About That Person

Have you ever talked to someone then regretted talking to them because they're just plain annoying and arrogant and irritating and everything they say or do pisses you off, but since you're really not close friends with them, you can't tell them, "Hey, I don't like it when you do this," because it would be awkward and you can't stop thinking about cakes because last night you ate potato chips and they were so good and now you want deep fried French fries and ice cream?

Wait... What was I talking about?

Oh! Okay. THAT PERSON.

Yes.

So yeah. Have you?

Maybe they are THAT PERSON who is SO nosy that they refuse to mind their own business and just keep sticking their nose into your business and it's like, "Dammit, bitch. I'm not talking to you!!!"

Or maybe they are THAT PERSON who is SO stupid that they don't even know how stupid they are, and because they think they're smart, they will instantly assume you're being silly when you talk about something they are unfamiliar with? Like, they think it doesn't exist because they don't know it?

These kinds of people deserve a high-five!

In the face.

With a hammer.
You guys know I LOVE HAMMERS.



Or maybe they are THAT PERSON who likes to please EVERYONE.



Or maybe they are THAT PERSON who likes to talk with their face just unnecessarily close to your face and you can't understand why because what they are saying isn't even confidential? Yes! Close talkers! So close that you can almost feel their eyelashes brushing your cheek!


Or maybe they are THAT PERSON who always plays the victim in every situation and takes everything personally.

(Not me, Mark Zuckerberg.)


Or maybe they are THAT PERSON who is so self-centered and arrogant and know-it-all as if everything they say matters and you can't correct them when they're wrong and will even interrupt you when you speak!


Or maybe they are that person that you can't even find a description for.


Well, yeah okay, I exaggerated a little bit.

Okay, so I exaggerated wayyyy too much. But it's not just me who finds these kinds of people irritating, right?

I mean seriously, why are they so many? And why do they have friends?

Oh! And before I forget, there's also THAT PERSON who always complains about how other people suck.


I hate it when my drawings get all pixelized when I upload them!
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In other news, I applied for AdSense guys. Yup, I did. I had a tooth emergency and I needed (still do) the money because dentists are fucking expensive! They cost like a million!!! So I thought, "Hmmm... Adsense. Why not!"

But you know what? THEY REJECTED ME!

I didn't even get friend-zoned. They outright rejected me!

Why?

Unacceptable site content? Seriously? My blog is the most festive, rainbow-farting blog ever! What the hell are they talking about?

I'm so taking this personally!

I have an ouchie in my heart.

Just kidding. But seriously.

40 comments:

  1. Ok. So I'm the "take it personally"and "It hurts my heart" kind of person. But my husband is 2/3rds of the rest of them. Well actually, 3/4ths. Atleast I am honest. So there's that....

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    1. Your husband deserves a high five in the face with a hammer!!! :)

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  2. Dang, those people are all really annoying. I'm glad I'm not like them.

    Jay

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  3. I know a "that person" and has the same name as your "that person".

    Also?
    Adsense sucks. I mean come on! It accepts blogs with only 4 posts. About anything. And doesn't check them from that time on. And given that they only check english, they can write about anything in other languages.

    Adsense is in the "that person" category as well.
    But punches will make them able to be more the pretty little victims in my opinion.
    They only need to be ignored.
    Or have a chat with their parents.
    Harrrrr.

    Also Gnetch... "cakes because last night you ate potato chips and they were so good and now you want deep fried French fries and ice cream?"
    Why? WHYYYYYYYYYY?
    I'm hungry now. At 3 am. Gah.
    Awkward comment is over.
    :D

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    1. Haha! Yeah! Coincidence???

      Also, yeah, Adsense sucks! My blog is the most magical thing in the world and it's not offensive at all? What?

      And goooo eat all the food!!! I'm always hungry! You should be, too! :p

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  4. Ha! I guess I definitely shouldn't apply for my blog, then...

    and yes. All those people ARE annoying. Close talkers are ick ick ick.

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    1. You don't cuss on your blog, so I think you're gonna get accepted. And yes, close talkers are disgusting and really awkward to talk to.

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  5. This post reminded me to never go outside ever again. Actually, I usually just ignore most of the people who make my blood pressure skyrocket, which is far more people than I can even count.

    BUT... like your blog title suggests, thank goodness for the good ones, they make it all worthwhile.

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    1. Oh, me too! I can tolerate only about 10 people. That's all!

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  6. So I have a friend that ALWAYS plays the victim. She really is a close friend and so kind, selfless, and charitable, but she is SOOO sensitive and takes everything so personally. Everything in her life is "poor me" I just want to scream at her sometimes and tell her to get the hell over it. Quit crying! Buck up and grow a pair!!! But of course if I ever did, she'd probably crawl into a hole and die out of self pity.

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    1. Haha! OMG, hard to deal with people like that! They're so fragile!

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  7. lol. your're hilarious.
    i also agree your blog is the most rainbow-farting blog ever, now how could adsense reject that?

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    1. Oh thank you. It's also magical and wholesome. Right? Haha!!

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  8. Screw AdSense. Don't feel rejected, otherwise you'll be that guy who hates his life because no one accepts his Farmville requests! :) Sorry about the dental bill though. Hire a little kid to sell lemonade and then pay him mere pennies while you keep the majority? No? This is another reason I'm never having children.

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    1. I think it's personal, though. I think AdSense hates me. Haha! Just kidding!

      And that's a good idea! I'll hire a kid and maybe give him a glass of lemonade for free as payment! :)

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  9. Adsense sucks balls. They totally deserve a high-five in the face with a hammer.

    Don't worry, Adsense barely pays anything anyways. You're better off starting your own online store :)

    Love this post. You rock!

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    1. Thank you! Online store? That's a good idea! I don't know how, though! :D

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  10. Don't worry about the adsense thing. It's a system that preys on the weak. Have you ever seen a largely successful website using adsense? There's really no money in it.

    I used them for awhile and made a little money, but once I started using affiliates, I realized how much they had screwed me over. So I stopped running their ads. Then one day I got a random email saying that they were rejecting ME... because of site content, of course... However, they didn't have an issue when I was running their ads and they were getting clicks... Interesting...

    Anyways, don't take it personal. You're funny and cool. They're not.

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    1. No! I think they're out to get me! :p

      Yeah, I was only joking about the taking it personally thing. I expected it actually. My blog is pretty offensive and violent (kind of?) I say the words that AdSense don't allow. I just tried.

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  11. All those people are friends of mine, which means I am probably and equally horrible.

    I am sorry you were not approved. I say we shank those AdSense bastards!

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  12. Screw you adsense!!! Your THAT ad service!!

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    1. Oh yeah! They are THAT AD SERVICE who hates the words "fuck" and "shit" and all that. I don't understand!!!! Haha!

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  13. "THAT PERSON who always plays the victim in every situation and takes everything personally

    and...

    THAT PERSON who always complains about how other people suck"

    Are really annoying. Really! I don't like negative person..

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    1. Wait a minute. "That person who complains about how other people suck" was me! I used myself as a punchline!! That's why the drawing at the end is me! Haha! *scratches head*

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  14. "These kinds of people deserve a high-five!

    In the face."

    Haha! Best line ever! :)

    I don't know what program you use to draw, but it kind of looks like you want to disable anti-aliasing if you want to avoid pixelation. That way the color will go all the way to the black lines and not leave the white space.

    Also, can I apply for AdSense and not apply it? Now I'm just curious to see if I get rejected!

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    1. You can try!! I think they're gonna approve your blog since you use the word "dong" instead of the actual word...? And you don't cuss. And you don't threaten to stab a box of cereal to be a "cereal" killer. And you don't sacrifice Justin Bieber's head to the internet gods... (I think those are the things that got me rejected. Bahahaa!)

      I think your blog is pretty safe. And yes, I think you can choose not to show the ads like Dr. Heckle did.

      And? I'm using Paint. I don't think it has an anti-aliasing feature. :(

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  15. Heyy,

    You are so awesome. You can bring a smile to anyone's face Gnetchy. I was so heavy and dull last time and vented out my feeling by writing my blog after more than a year. And here I am smiling:) Its your post.

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    1. Thank you, Meg! I'm glad I made you smile. Your comment made ME smile.

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  16. So there's this guy who works with my fiance who needs his own category. Apparently one of his coworkers invited him over once and now this guy (his name is Richard) just shows up. All the time.

    One day Richard called this poor guy. The guy told him he was at Lowes. About 10 minutes later his phone rang again. It was Richard asking what aisle he was on.

    Sadly, I'm not exaggerating at all.

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    1. Haha! Really? I think he's THAT GUY who thinks everyone likes him to be around a lot.

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  17. aha hilarious!!! And true! Your cartoons have got so good! Can't wait to get caught up!

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    1. Thank you, Katherine!! AND? WELCOME BACK!!!! I'm glad you're blogging again!!!

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  18. I know the kinds of people you're referring to! I know someone who loooovessss to victimize herself! I'll be a liar if I say that I am not hyper sensitive ! But I am reallllyyy glad to read ur blog after such a long time~!!!!!!

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    1. Haha! Oh, me too! There's a lot of those. I am kind of oversensitive, too. Sometimes. It actually depends on who did the offense.

      Aaaaaaand.... thank you, Anna! I wish I could blog more often.

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  19. BAHAHHAA re: muscly dude who likes Asians.

    If you have to say you're not a racist....YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING RACIST. The end.

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    1. Haha! Totally! He's really lame and douchey! Ew!!!

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  20. Wow not been here for so long. Sorry for that Gnetchy, hope you'll forgive me...

    Met almost all of those kinds of person coz unfortunately they are everywhere. Sucks, right? I can't believe adsense rejected you.

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  21. I absolutely LOVE this one! And the drawings, they're like icing on the cake! :D

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