Monday, February 6, 2012

The Undeniable Superhuman Strength

Confession: I have an incredible ninja/superhuman strength. I really do. Ask anyone! The thing is, I can't control it yet so I can't use it every time I need it.

My superhuman abilities seem to demonstrate itself at the wrong time, all the time.

There was this one time when I was using my friend's laptop.

So I'm a fast typist. YES. I am. Seriously. But it's not my bionic typing abilities we're talking about here. We're talking about SERIOUS superhuman strength. My fingers, when typing too fast, tend to hit the keyboard hard; the keys make loud sounds when I hit them. (I had to modify these two sentences many times so you won't have the chance to turn them into a TWSS joke. Pervs.)

Anyway, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by my own brain, I was using a friend's laptop once and he commented, "Hey it's a laptop, not a typewriter."

And then it hit me.

I have superhuman strength. Strength that I can't control.

Then I remembered a few instances in the past where I lost control of my superhuman strength.

Like this one time when I was on a vacation with my friends. We were in a hotel room and I woke up really early to take a shower. I always wake up the earliest when I'm with my friends because I don't like it when they knock on the bathroom door yelling, "HEY!!!! What's taking you so long?! We're leaving in 10 minutes!!!"

Seriously.

So anyway, I went in to the bathroom and there was a sliding glass door. Of course, in order to get in the shower, I had to slide the door open.


I broke the super heavy sliding glass door.

Undeniable SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH.

Another example: It happened when I was in college. I was with this guy that I was going out with at the time. The thing with this dude is that he loved to tickle when he's becoming boring we run out of things to talk about.

Okay, wait. Let me tell you this: It's not a good idea to surprise me with a tickle. NOT. A. GOOD. IDEA. Ever.

So we were sitting on a bench, things were quiet, I was people watching, looking at the trees and stuff and suddenly, he decided to tickle me! The stupid bastard.

Note: The actual situation happened in like 2 seconds. Like, TICKLE-SHOCK-HIT. I repeat: TICKLE-SHOCK-HIT.


AND THEN, WITHOUT THINKING, I HIT HIM.

I didn't intend to. My hand just flew and hit his thigh. It was just a tap, though. OR SO I THOUGHT. He had to have an above-the-knee amputation right after.

Well okay, not really. It wasn't THAT hard but still. It made a loud sound, like the one you hear in the movies. And my tiny hand left a red mark on his thigh. I felt guilty, of course. I felt like I Rihanna-ed him.

But he learned his lesson.

Another proof: I use a travel toothbrush all the time. I have one at home, I have one at work, I have one in my bag... So anyway, you know how travel toothbrushes are, right? The cover also serves as the handle. So I was one using one at home one night after I was done, I realized that I pushed the upper half of the toothbrush into the handle too hard because I couldn't pull it out.

I can't explain it. Watch this video and you'll see how an ordinary travel toothbrush kind CONFIRMED my suspicion that I have an incredible strength.


See?

Now, I need an awesome superhero name. Any suggestions?

Do you have a superhuman strength too? If you do, well I think we're the new Justice League. Or Power Rangers. Or X-Men.

Yeah, whatever.

In a somewhat related news, want to know my reaction when I was watching my own video?

No? I'll show you anyway.

Yup. This.
I'll try to do better next time. Worst and most awkward video blog ever, just for you.

You're welcome.

39 comments:

  1. Hahhaah, I'm a fast/loud typer too. Once, my coworker down the hall said she could hear me typing. My coworker next to me said "PLEASE. HELEN KELLER could hear YOU typing."

    Whoops.

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    1. You have superhuman typing abilities too!!! Awesome!!!

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  2. Heh.. remember grasshopper.. with great power comes great responsibility. Use your ninja strength wisely ;)

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  3. You need to try to tone down those Ninja powers of yours.

    Also, I'm just gonna watch your video over and over and over for several hours. ;-p

    Jay

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    1. I'm trying!!! I'm trying to learn how to use my powers when I need it and not when I don't need it. Having superhuman strength sucks sometimes!

      And great use of the emoticon!! Hahahaha!

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  4. Wear that costume in the next video!

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  5. Aww, you are so cute Gnetchy , and with great cuteness... comes great responsibility, and with that... you shall never rule the world. You'll be too busy trying to save it from me !
    Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    Also good job on the pics, and video.
    ;-)

    Now go save a shower curtain!

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    1. Thanks, Maxy!! I told you I can rule the world! The world is mineeeeee!!!! :p

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    2. Noooo... it's mine !
      I might give you Finland.
      ;-)

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    3. I might give you Buford, Wyoming, Maxy. You can own it if you want.

      But I still have to think about it.

      :p

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    4. Wyoming.. Wyoming... Wyoming?
      You get the South Pole instead!
      I heard it's warmer.
      See, I can be nice!

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  6. Gosh, if you have such strength, how come you couldn't pull out the toothbrush? :P Anyway, you look uber hot and super cute in that video. A pity that the audio is not that good. You truly look amazing and I feel you should do more videos, you have the potential to get a lot of fans. Hope when you're famous, you won't forget your best European friend (points at self) :P Awesome post, Gnetchy!

    Why's there smoke out of my lapto... Gne.. Gnee.. Gneeetchyyyyyy!!! Stop being so supehuman-ly hot ;-)

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    1. Hahaha!!! I told you, I can't control my powers yet. It only comes when I least expect it. That's why I can't pull the toothbrush out!!!

      And thanks. I'll try to do more video blogs when I get used to talking to a laptop. Man, that was difficult!

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  7. lmao.....OMG!!!! i think you really do have superhuman powers

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    1. I do. I have a list of superpowers I haven't mentioned! :p

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  8. YES! XMEN! AVENGERS! LET'S DO THIS!


    Awww, crap. Now I gotta rustle up some superpowers.

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    1. You're still in even if you don't have superpowers.

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  9. Oh goodness. I'm guilty of not knowing my own strength as well!
    ...Mostly when it comes to 'playfully' smacking people. Mostly when I'm drunk.

    Ok fine, I'll admit it, I am a violent drunk. ;) But at least I don't break toothbrushes.

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    1. Haha! I'll try not to break toothbrushes anymore!!!

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  10. Poor guy, haha. I'll remember not to tickle you. I don't wanna be hit. Too bad I can't watch the video right now. Youtube was blocked.

    "Super Gnetchy" - what do you think? Okay think of other names, my suggestion is so lame.

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    1. I kinda hit people at the most random moments, actually. But I'm trying to control it.

      Yes, I like that name.

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  11. i don't tickle people so i guess im safe.
    will i expect another video blog soon????

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    1. I don't know if I will make another video blog. I felt really stupid when I was recording it. :D

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  12. I find the photos amusing. I couldn't help but smile while reading this post. I think you should call yourself Gnetchy the Mighty. Yeah,it's a cliche,but least it rhymes. Haha.:)

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    1. Wow, thanks girl.

      Gnetchy The Mighty? Sounds catchy!! :)

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  13. Sometimes when I am too lazy to get up and pick up the pen lying on my study table (I'm sitting on my bed), I keep staring at it in the hope that my telepathy/telekinetic skills will surface and get my pen for me. Never works.-Sigh- But I never give up. Thanks to my laziness.
    Great post, I laughed my ass off!
    How about 'Super Gnetchy" For a superhero name? Hahahaah

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    1. You're the second one to suggest that name. I guess I should use that. Haha!

      And I've always wanted telekinesis, too. I blame Matilda.

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  14. so are you like monica from Friends?

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    1. Maybe...? But I don't have OCD.

      Uhm, at least I don't think I do. :p

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  15. What a funny blog, follow u now, we could follow each other :)
    If u can, visit:
    unknownlooks.blogspot.com
    See ya!

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  16. When I wake up in the middle of the night to pee and have to put the toilet seat down (Husband always leaves it up cuz apparently he thinks we all like seeing his nasty piss stains) I try to do it as quietly as I can, as to not wake everyone. But no, no, no. My superhuman powers seem to kick in right at 4am and that damn toilet seat slams so hard that I'm surprised it doesn't crack the toilet or just snap off. I SWEAR I'm gentle when doing it. And how can I even be that strong that early in the morning/late at night? I'm half asleep!!!

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  17. reading ur blog after almost a year!! and o, how i missed it! if its possible, u've become more hilarious!!! <3 <3 and ya SuperGirl!! with grat power, comes great responsibility!! ;)

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  18. I turn into the original ninja when I get tickled, by surprise or not. You could be a baby or an 98 year old woman, but if you tickle me? Your ass is gonna get handed to you. My limbs just do all the hurtin'. My brain tries to stop them, but tickling might as well be pushing my crazy button.

    I expect a formal invitation into this League of Power Men.

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  19. Wow! I'm surprised you didn't slap your ex in half, what with your superhuman strength and all!! Also... I had that exact face when I watched my own vlog performance. I guess we also have superawkward powers.

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  20. You're really funny. Stalking Jay leads me to all kinds of treasures!

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  21. lol ive done the door and tickle thingy also applies to me

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