Like I'm-out-of-fucking-coffee-goddammit serious.
Because our company is about to close down.
A.K.A. Cease operation.
Okay. You get it.
Anyway, what can I do? I mean, even though they are my friends, I have to keep one step ahead.
So I decided to post some of my skills on this blog. FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE!
So, potential employers? Sit back and relax while I tell you how I can benefit your firm IF and only IF you *HIRE ME*.
1. Do you need someone who can make really sweet greeting cards? I made a few samples months ago. Hallmark ignored it.Well, now is your great chance. Let Hallmark regret their decision of ignoring my undeniable sweetness and thoughtfulness.
Here's another sample.
Uhm, Starbucks, you can hire me too if you want.
2. Do you need a stylist? A designer? Do you need a costume for Halloween? I don't mean to brag but that's one of my many talents. I am very creative.
3. Do you need someone who is positive and adorable? A PR Person maybe?
With my utmost charm, I can make people believe everything I say. Or buy anything I sell. Plus, I am very patient! What a bonus!
WHO DREW THAT? I DIDN'T DRAW THAT! SOMEONE'S OUT TO GET ME. I'M REALLY PATIENT. ASK MY MOM.
I promise, I will be the best employee ever. I'm a people person.
I am very VERY charming. I have the tendency to look NATURALLY angelic especially when I'm not smiling. It's like the default setting of my face. Friendly and pleasant. Very approachable.
|Don't you think it's charming? But really, the person holding the camera should know how to count before clicking.|
|I didn't know I was in the picture and I didn't realize I was giving my friend that look. Don't judge.|