As you know, I am currently in search for an awesome cell phone that is not a touch screen (because I fucking hate those things), does not have a Qwerty keypad (because I use Dvorak and also Qwerty keypad takes some getting used to and I'm too lazy for that), but is still current and would make me look cool.
But apparently, all the new phones available are either a touch screen or a Qwerty. Which sucks for me.
And because of that, I thought, I'll make another commercial. You remember the one I made about the Bloggenator? Well, now you do.
So anyway, here it is.
The commercial model:
Voice Over (In a morning-talk-show-host-with-fake-enthusiasm kind of voice): Worry no more!!! Now there's an awesome phone just for you!
INTRODUCING: The MutantBerry!!!
It is multiple awesomeness in one cell phone!!! It has ALL the features of a cool cell phone including MP3, Wi-Fi, and GPS, but it also has changeable keypad setting, DVD player, free Ricky Martin ring tones, celebrity sex scandals, and MANY MORE!!!
You can also use it as a lighter!!! HELL YEAH, smokers out there!!!
It also has more awesome hi-tech stuff that no other cell phone can offer such as:
But wait!!! There's more!!!
Are people around you being a bitch?
Do they bother you so much you want to strangle them and hang them in the ceiling?
Do you want to run them over but you don't have a car???
Worry no more!!
The MutantBerry also has a
CALL 1-800-MUTANTBERRY and be the coolest asshole ever!!!
Call within the first 5 minutes and you will get an awesome nail polish remover!!!
Not related but still, IT'S FREE!!!